@IsLaraCroft

📝“𝐼’𝒹 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝓉 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀; 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒. 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉𝑒𝒶𝒹, 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑒.”

 𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴.
Joined December 2023
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🏹 𝗔 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗴𝗲. “ʟᴇᴛ’ꜱ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇꜱᴛ, ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ᴡᴇ?”
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𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗱-𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗯🏹 “ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴍᴇ.”
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𝗟𝗼𝘀𝘁?🏹
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𝗔𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗽𝘂𝘇𝘇𝗹𝗲🏹
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𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘂𝗺 𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲🏹
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𝗦𝗶𝘁𝘀🏹 “ᴡɪɴꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴛᴇʟʟꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ?”
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“ᴡᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴜʀʀʏ, ᴅʀ. ᴊᴏɴᴇꜱ.”
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𝗙𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀?🏹
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“Can’t I? The dinosaurs weren’t using them.”
Headbangin’ Spider-Man@MetalWeb_HeadOct 17
Replying to @IsLaraCroft
“Come on Lara… you can’t just steal random rocks out of the Savage Land They’re guarded by dinosaurs for a reason. Just hand it over, please?”
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𝗩𝗼𝗱𝗸𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗶🏹 “ʙᴏᴛʜ ꜱʜᴀᴋᴇɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛɪʀʀᴇᴅ.”
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𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗳 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳🏹 “ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʜɪʟꜱᴛ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ɪᴛ.” #ꜱᴇᴅᴜᴄᴛɪᴠᴇꜱᴜɴᴅᴀʏ
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“Well said, Ronald.”
Ron Stoppable (Parody)@NacoFoolOct 17
Replying to @IsLaraCroft
“Half of it all is looking good.”
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“ɴᴏᴛᴇᴅ, ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.” #ꜱᴇxʏꜱᴀᴛᴜʀᴅᴀʏ
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𝗡𝗼 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲🏹 “ɴᴏᴛᴇᴅ.” #ꜱᴇxʏꜱᴀᴛᴜʀᴅᴀʏ
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“Against you? Never.”
𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙖 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙢𝙨
@Irish_DeathHandOct 14
Replying to @IsLaraCroft
"Aren't you tired of that occurence happening to us way too often?"
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𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗮 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸, 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗿𝘀🏹 “ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴄɪᴛɪɴɢ, ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ-ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ, ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.”
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𝗔𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗿𝘀🏹 “ɪ’ᴍ ᴀꜰʀᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟᴠᴇꜱ ᴏɴ ᴏᴘᴘᴏꜱɪᴛᴇ ꜱɪᴅᴇꜱ. ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.”
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𝗙𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗿𝘀🏹 “ᴡᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.”
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𝗦𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲, 𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹🏹 “ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ.” #ꜱᴇᴅᴜᴄᴛɪᴠᴇꜱᴜɴᴅᴀʏ
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𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗶𝗺🏹 “ɪ ᴅᴏ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴜʟʟᴇᴛᴘʀᴏᴏꜰ, ꜰᴏʀ ɪ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪʀᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ, ꜰɪʀᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ.”
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