Listen to my playlist https://xitter.cf/t.co/t4EEc0YKBu Pronouns: any idc Free palestine

Joined October 2021
how it feels to do literally anything as a neurodivergent person
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What if wikipedia went woke
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this homophobia vs racism discourse has to be a CIA psyop
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camping with friends
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*Shoots you* oh I’m sorry *Shoots you* Sorry accident *Shoots you* *Shoots you* *Shoots you* *Shoots you* Why r u bleeding
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my doctor told me i need more one million dollars
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perhaps the funniest notification i have received on twitter
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My giant mandibles keep getting in the way of sex
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feeling corny to ask for reassurance
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the first rule of prison is to be yourself and have fun
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charlie kirk is a human absorbed by ai and tung tung tung sahur is an ai creation that adquired a soul and humanity
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Being into music is seen as cool until you really really get into music and then you're seen as that weird guy
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i genuinely have the twitter search bar of a nine year old dude god put me down
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(at a social event) *paws at you* can we leave *paws at you* can we leave *paws at you* can we leave
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Karl Marx appearing at the end of Night in the Woods
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my cat is torturing me with razor sharp biscuits
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White people when you diss trunk or treating
Replying to @madison_tayt
because you are a retarded foid and don't realize how big the US is, Texas alone is smaller than you puny morons, legitimately, in the spirit of Halloween I curse thee to stub your toe on every corner
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i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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What if vsauce was woke
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I have a script to randomly generate these. I didn't write any of them myself
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