primarily described as a gainfully employed, unfortunately observant, and an emotionally diversified story teller who lives in Miami.

Brickell, Miami, FL
Joined May 2026
they love me. my bank thinks it’s fraud.
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Man I wish I lived in Miami right now 😭
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POV: @DancingEddie_ decided to go talk to that girl
Blake Grupe sacrificing his career to show the world what it would look like if a regular fan tried tackling an NFL player
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Wtf was i typing. My apologies.
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good evening ladies and gentlemen I'm partnering with @liquidtrading. this will be my home as I continue to learn to trade. we've got much to talk about. (hello there, equity perps)
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Set of the night that shit banged @NotChasewest
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american social… my favorite miami sports bar. great atmosphere, right on the river, and the hottest bartenders in Miami (outside of Moxies, of course).l
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go find the bartender tianna.. she’s the best
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lol fancy is one way to put it… they legitimately had swae lee at moxies on friday
It still makes me laugh that moxies is a fancy spot in miami
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american education is inherently flawed. men need to be taught about taxes. women need to be taught how to give head. we will continue to decline as a nation until this is corrected.
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Replying to @IronChestCap
$22 for a beer
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just left @11Miami. ordered an uber comfort. little windy… hope i’m not late to church.
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the corner.. it’s w/in 100 ft of both @clubspacemiami & @11Miami so the crowd’s uhh.. interesting to say the least. great place to discuss where the night went wrong while praying she answers your multiple DMs
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it’s a breast fest at @11Miami rn
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sugar.. rooftop at the EAST hotel. insane views, but nobody’s looking at the skyline… the men are admiring the international talent… & the women are assessing the domestic bank accounts.
tea room… the lesser-known inside bar of sugar. the Miami views are insane & the women are foreign.. need I say more?
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tea room… the lesser-known inside bar of sugar. the Miami views are insane & the women are foreign.. need I say more?
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pro-tip: you didn’t hear this from me but if you get there before 10:30 you get stamped & have access all night
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earls.. newish spot in Miami Worldcenter. great for a first date but with the lineup of talent there… you’re probably better off going solo.
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Replying to @IronChestCap
Plot twist your the owner of E11even
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