@IronAngabel

Massage Therapist. Aspiring Trophy Wife. Recreational Bodybuilder. Homeschool Mom. Potion Maker. Gamer.

Joined June 2010
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💪🏼💕After 30-something years of training, here is my advice: 1. Walk outside. 2. Improve your mobility. 3. Lift HEAVY. 4. Eat huge amounts of protein. 5. Don't eat crap. 6. Get your nutrition from real foods. 7. Get plenty of rest. 8. Don't put up with assholes. 9. Pet dogs.
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I just spent about an hour scrolling through videos of the Muslim riots in Europe. Can we do that whole Crusades thing again, now?
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You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸
@TraditionSarahOct 17
You’ve just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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Guys- This is the dream.
wildfoxworld@wildfoxworldOct 17
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I was a kid in '82 when The Brewers went to the World Series. Hard to believe that they wouldn't go back again until we had flying cars.
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OK, I need to stay away from FB Marketplace. I don't even know what is going on, now.
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Facebook Marketplace never fails to entertain.
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Homemade Chicken & Waffles for lunch. I would share a photo, but we ate 'em all. So yummy! 🍗🧇
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Alright X. Stop randomly pinning topics to my timeline. I'm seriously not interested in College Football.
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Yeah, I'm reposting my own post. Still a good post.
ANGABEL💪🏼💕@IronAngabel1 Aug 2025
If your dog is overweight you are told to feed him less and exercise him more. If your dog has health issues you are told to simplify his diet: chicken, rice, eggs, yogurt. Why is it that this advice is so easy to apply to dogs, but so difficult for humans to accept?
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20/20. No questions, please.
Russell
@theramblingfoolOct 10
I got 19. Rotary phones were too far before my time.
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A year ago, I could barely squeeze into size 16 jeans. Today, I am comfortably wearing size 8. This does not suck.
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I would donate $200 so fast!!
Dan Reese
@DanReese21Oct 7
My daughter's middle school has the most direct fundraising strategy and I'm here for it. We can skip the whole charade.
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Jesse Lee Peterson. This is the first I've ever seen or heard of him. Fantastic. thefallenstate.tv
Emma’s Last Stand ♀
@EmmasLastStandOct 6
AMERICA “I’m a homosexual” “But no one cares” 😂😭
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We released her back outside. Hopefully she stays out there.
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OK, this guy was on our living room wall. I asked AI how fast he could run if he were human sized. "Our person-sized spider would be running roughly: 🏃 Human elite sprinter: ~28 mph
🕷️ Human-sized giant house spider: ~110 mph It could cover a football field in under 2 seconds.
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Since we homeschool, when we find a giant spider in our house it becomes a biology lesson (we know what kind of spider it is) and a math lesson (we know how fast he moves). And we also know the correct way to capture spiders to release them outside.
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My inner grammar cop got the best of me and I had to send an email to the principal of the local high school about the persistent typo in the weekly newsletter.
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My kid has been following this for about a year. He was SO EXCITED when he saw @DasherDoggie verify Grief tonight. Congrats, man! You should be really proud. Amazing work!
Doggie@DasherDoggieOct 5
GRIEF VERIFIED // 2+ YEARS, 436K ATTEMPTS. A NEW ERA OF GEOMETRY DASH. 💜💛
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So... am I gonna need to start stocking up on toilet paper again?
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Guys- I'm opening a bar.
Sky
@SkyTheVikingOct 3
This is the most wholesome thing I've seen in days. DAYS.
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