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Best served chilled with tea and cake.

Belfast, Ireland
Joined September 2016
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Oh @whelo35 a pundit on Sunday game. Guess there's no point watching @RTEsport today.
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A bus leaving Westminster is travelling at 30mph to South Ruislip at midnight. The driver is an immigrant who's about to be deported, the bus is on fire. How many nurses can you throw under the bus before the next Tory meltdown? #ToryMathsQuestions
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Nice to see @sinnfeinireland doing so well in the English council elections. Maybe @BBCPolitics should have rethought this #sinnféin #Election2022 #BBCElections
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It's so hot in Belfast today two hobbits just walked into my back garden & chucked a ring into my wood burner! @BBCNewsNI #Belfast #HeatWave2021 #Weather
Add the shelf life of a Yoghurt, (curried or other) to the number of days it took to create his 6000 year old world. Equals the shortest political leader in Irish history. #edwinpoots #kapoots #stormont
#PaulGivan starts a round of applause when his plane lands.
The Union isn't functional any more it's time for something different. #ScottishIndependence
Oh that reminds me. We need bagels! #SaidDuringSexAndShopping
"It's always better when it's just the girls" #SaidDuringSexAndShopping
Wee bit over two years ago but this is the same story from @duponline their motto must be "if we don't support anyone we can't be wrong" I hope smugness can be eaten or be used to pay a mortgage @DUPleader #DUP #Article16 #BrexitShambles
DUP a Brief History Everyone Else: This a great idea lets move forward DUP: We don't like it! Change it! EE: What's wrong with it? What should we change? DUP: We just don't like it, CHANGE IT! NOW! EE: Any input at all there lads? DUP: We won't engage with ppl and their bad idea
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Michael V retweeted
DUP a Brief History Everyone Else: This a great idea lets move forward DUP: We don't like it! Change it! EE: What's wrong with it? What should we change? DUP: We just don't like it, CHANGE IT! NOW! EE: Any input at all there lads? DUP: We won't engage with ppl and their bad idea
"Gone with the Shift"?
Drug dealer returns to instigate the London LSD epidemic of the early 30's #explainafilmplotbadly
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Replying to @DominicCumins
@DominicCumins Listened to a show on @BBCradio4 yesterday comparing Dominic to The Victorian genocidal Lord Charles Trevelyan who let Ireland starve during the famine. Lets just say you didn't come out on top. Or maybe that all sort of makes sense now. #barnardcastleeyetest
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I probably need to add I'm fully aware I tweeted a parody account.
Replying to @HalifaxBank
@HalifaxBank i have a very frustrated & upset mother (who doesnt use online banking) she is trying to transfer money between her own accounts. She is 70 & in isolation so can't go in branch your phone banking is a disaster. At one stage she had been on hold for 2 hours... 1/2
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2/2 Everyone in our family banks with Halifax. The first thing I'm doing upon lockdown ending will be close every account i have with you guys because you are a complete disaster. I know banks don't care but you lot are taking the absolute proverbial.
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Does anyone else think that all this craic might be sorting out climate change a little #coronaravirus
Congrats to @DublinGAALive the best Professional team in the history of an amateur sporting organisation. Also the only professional team in that organisation's history. #DUBvKER
"Climate change has a tipping point; the problem is we won't know if we are past that point until it's too late"...cue Amazon bursting into Flames #AmazonRainforest #AmazonFires #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #G7Summit