A bus leaving Westminster is travelling at 30mph to South Ruislip at midnight. The driver is an immigrant who's about to be deported, the bus is on fire. How many nurses can you throw under the bus before the next Tory meltdown? #ToryMathsQuestions
Nice to see @sinnfeinireland doing so well in the English council elections. Maybe @BBCPolitics should have rethought this #sinnféin #Election2022 #BBCElections
It's so hot in Belfast today two hobbits just walked into my back garden & chucked a ring into my wood burner! @BBCNewsNI #Belfast #HeatWave2021 #Weather
Add the shelf life of a Yoghurt, (curried or other) to the number of days it took to create his 6000 year old world. Equals the shortest political leader in Irish history. #edwinpoots #kapoots #stormont
The Union isn't functional any more it's time for something different.
#ScottishIndependence
"It's always better when it's just the girls" #SaidDuringSexAndShopping
Wee bit over two years ago but this is the same story from @duponline their motto must be "if we don't support anyone we can't be wrong" I hope smugness can be eaten or be used to pay a mortgage @DUPleader #DUP #Article16 #BrexitShambles
Michael V retweeted
DUP a Brief History
Everyone Else: This a great idea lets move forward
DUP: We don't like it! Change it!
EE: What's wrong with it? What should we change?
DUP: We just don't like it, CHANGE IT! NOW!
EE: Any input at all there lads?
DUP: We won't engage with ppl and their bad idea
Drug dealer returns to instigate the London LSD epidemic of the early 30's #explainafilmplotbadly
Replying to @DominicCumins
@DominicCumins Listened to a show on @BBCradio4 yesterday comparing Dominic to The Victorian genocidal Lord Charles Trevelyan who let Ireland starve during the famine. Lets just say you didn't come out on top. Or maybe that all sort of makes sense now. #barnardcastleeyetest
Replying to @HalifaxBank
@HalifaxBank i have a very frustrated & upset mother (who doesnt use online banking) she is trying to transfer money between her own accounts. She is 70 & in isolation so can't go in branch your phone banking is a disaster. At one stage she had been on hold for 2 hours... 1/2
Does anyone else think that all this craic might be sorting out climate change a little #coronaravirus
Congrats to @DublinGAALive the best Professional team in the history of an amateur sporting organisation. Also the only professional team in that organisation's history. #DUBvKER
"Climate change has a tipping point; the problem is we won't know if we are past that point until it's too late"...cue Amazon bursting into Flames #AmazonRainforest #AmazonFires #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #G7Summit



