Mother of the greatest family in the world. Wife to @MrFantastical4 whom I love despite his flaws. #BlueDude (RP Parody Account)
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Rolls her eyes.
“Fine. God forbid a woman enjoy a fancy pair of boots. Reed never complained.
Though, that might explain why Alicia didn’t like them, but she would have told me if they squeaked that bad.”
Sue contemplates her response here for a moment.
Here was her baby brother, crashing out and openly weeping….
So she slaps him, hard.
“Get a grip, Johnny!
They’re boots!
You could have just said something.”
Susan Richards retweeted
-compelling him to keep going shocking him more the more he didnt speak!
“FUCK, MAKE IT STOP!
I HAD TO STOP THE SQUEAKING OF THOSE HIDEOUS BOOTS!”
He openly wept, howling and screaming.
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERY WOMAN IN MY LIFE LOVED THEM, BUT I COULDNT TAKE IT ANYMORE!”
Susan Richards retweeted
-IT!”
He screamed, finally crashing out under duress as the lasso compelled him to speak the truth, but also going practically feral!
“COULDN’T YOU ALL HEAR IT?!
YES, I DID IT!
I DID IT!
I TOOK THE BOOTS!
THEY’RE HERE!
UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS!”
He sobbed, the lasso-
Susan Richards retweeted
“No, C’mon, Sue you don’t want the answer to-“
He spoke, before he felt a million volts to through his body, compelling him to say the truth.
“Sue…. can’t… please….”
He shakes, feeling more electricity course through his system before he finally snapped!
“STOP IT! STOP-
“My, Johnny, what a little predicament you’re in.”
Sue smirked, crossing her arms, before shaking her head at the Amazons.
“No no. Keep him in there.
He wants out, he’s got questions to answer…
Like what happened to my Givenchy Shark Lock Boots?
Or who took them?”
“I have to believe so… I only have one kid who grew up with me.
My brother might be an incredibly annoying, hot-headed, immature goofball…
But under all that bluster, is the heart of a hero. Of a man, I am so very proud of. That I’ll always be proud of.”
“Well, when we came back the Future Foundation went their own ways. Mostly, back to family…
But still, you’re so right. A Dictionary would be so helpful.”
“Yeah, well, some slang is definitely better than others, that’s for sure….
The Future Foundation kids might’ve been a handful, but at least the slang wasn’t too bad.
Coming back, that was the biggest shock.”
She sighs, shaking her head.
“Oh, the kids would confuse me all the time too. I used to just think it was a mom thing… but it’s reassuring to know it’s not just me then.”
Gently places a finger over her mouth, indicating they be quiet.
“Intelligence from the Daughters. Seems like there could be trouble stirring.”
Rolls her eyes, muttering.
“God forbid a woman be horny on main for a moment….”
She looks into Reed’s eyes, shaking her head.
“Just ignore Johnny. I’ve just been thinking about my Franklin Pregnancy a lot because of the new biopic coming out.”
Laughs a little, waving her hand.
“Oh, of that I don’t doubt at all. He’s my brother after all. I’d be concerned if he needed it.
It’s got other benefits too, Carol. I drink it too, remember.
But that’s for another time and place.”
