โ€œI can turn the air you breathe into stone. Remember that before you threaten my family.โ€ Susan H. Storm. MDNI. All credit goes to wifey for the edits.

East Glenville, NY
Joined July 2026
"๐™Š๐™ช๐™ง ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ." โŸก ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฝ๐‘ฐ๐‘บ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฉ๐‘ณ๐‘ฌ ๐‘พ๐‘ถ๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ต - ๐“ข๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ข๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ถ โŸก ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™ก๐™š-๐™จ๐™๐™ž๐™ฅ: ๐™๐™š๐™š๐™™๐™Ž๐™ช๐™š โŸก ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™ข ๐™ฌ๐™ง๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง โŸก #๐˜ผ๐™จ๐™
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// this is the funniest thing ever and I swear to god I need to see one of the avengers just randomly throw their pants mid battlefield
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Susan retweeted
i cant even blame ovulation anymore. it's me, i'm the monster
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/โ€˜Please be quiet.โ€™ Sign on the door /She has a headache the size of Tony Starkโ€™s EGO. /Auntie Sue is gonna make herself a nice sound proof box, go invisible and sleep like there arenโ€™t any alarms going off at all.
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|| brb crying from laughing so hard
when ur father is a robophobic #cherik
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Petty? Me? /Youโ€™re absolutely right she is. Even their model toys arenโ€™t paired together anymore. Out of spite she set hers in the aquarium. No.
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|| I have been waiting so long for this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
The X-Men casting director:
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|| you mean Margot Robbie I refuse to believe theyโ€™re are two different people
Samara Weaving has been cast as Emma Frost in Marvel Studiosโ€™ โ€˜X-MENโ€™ film. (deadline.com/2026/07/x-men-sโ€ฆ)
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/Thereโ€™s a bright yellow stickie note on the coffee pot for when he comes up for air; โ€œIf youโ€™re not coming to bed the least you can do is SHOWERโ€ /Shower underlined exactly six times with a thick sharpie, the stains on the counter โ€œI can smell you from 5th avenue.โ€
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[ I know itโ€™s gonna be like an โ€œIโ€™m shy tooโ€ situation but I swear to God I will sit and stalk all of your posts- Please donโ€™t be afraid to interact with meโ€ฆ Unless your name is Nat. Then you have every right.]
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Welcome to tonightโ€™s episode of So You Think You Can Sleep.
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Therapist: โ€œWhat does he do that makes you so angry?โ€ Me: โ€œBreathe.โ€ Reed: โ€œBe serious, Susan.โ€ Me: โ€œYou want serious? YOU WANT SERIOUS? He knew I was pregnant before I did.โ€ Therapist: โ€œHowโ€ฆ.โ€ Reed enthusiastically, me: โ€œScience.โ€
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[ About me: Ashley. She/Her. Marvel lover. Professional Nat antagonist ๐Ÿ’‹.]
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