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I may be dating myself here, but the restaurant doesn't mind my intricate placement of mirrors that fool me into believing I'm not alone.
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Once again SHRIMP NIGHT ruined by Leonard's compulsive need to show everyone his "constellation moles."
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I only find it mildly disturbing that my dreamcatcher has two or three parboiled shrimp caught in it every morning.
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If I'm happy to see you I remove my penis and put it in my pocket, so you can knock it off with all the dumb questions.
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Follow me on Instagram for revealing personal tales like this one! instagram.com/p/n_qKc1HXFz/
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Catch Harold doing a solo set this Friday night with some of his favorite Dayton song crafters... At South Park... fb.me/16J078I61
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Upcoming shows in Dayron, OH:
May 2: David Solo @ South Park Tavern
May 9: TNOF @ SideShow 9
May 10: TNOF @ Canal (Me Time Release)
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If you can't handle me at my worst, than you don't deserve me in one of my rad vests.
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I’ll be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame in New Orleans.Thank you wrestling fans! And thank you Vince McMahon! @WWE ow.ly/uGOzn
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This is gonna be an amazing night of music! Don't miss it! fb.me/103dLKRIb
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If tonight's rehearsal was any indication... We're gonna get rowdy tomorrow night(sat).
Peach's with SHRUG! Yellow Springs. 18+. No cover.
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Thinking about broadcasting my shack up inn show march 8th on stageit.com. Lemme know if that interests anyone... RT
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Twins Talkin' 125. vine.co/v/MZ2mwwYAZWg
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It's kind of a Valentine's Day tradition for me to go up on my roof and scan the "love horizon*." (*neighbors Doug and JoAnne doin' it)
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This show is gonna be so much fun. Come on over! fb.me/YnJ4mATL







