Twisted Tea? Uh oh, Jerry.. never a good sign when a man strays from linear tea

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🔥 Robert F. Kennedy Jr Vows to Put an End to the Censorship Industrial Complex "If a totalitarian regime ever gains control over our country, the level of control that they can impose upon us will be irresistible...And if government has the capacity to starve you to death, it has the capacity to turn you into a slave...The minute I get into office, I'm going to issue an Executive Order that there's going to be no more collusion between federal employees and social media sites, or any kind of censorship. And then I'm going to uncover all of the individuals who were involved in the censorship...I will remove them from their jobs. Anybody who was involved in this, we're going to find out who they were and we're going to put an end to it." @RobertKennedyJr @sayerjigmi @standforhealth1
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The way somebody fits you into their schedule says a lot about how much they fw you
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Captain, those are Xanax!
Taking too many ibuprofen isn't something I need to actually worry about right
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I think dating is mostly fun but one not thaaaat great thing about it is when she introduces you to her male friend that you can clearly tell has been waiting for an eternity to fuck her. Sure I'm glad she's attractive, and it's only natural, but this is a royal pain in the ass.
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I don't think I should have to ask to pet someone's dog if me and the dog make eye contact and his tail wags and we're clearly vibing. Step off "owner" this doesn't involve you
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Want to regulate your nervous system? Go hug someone you trust for 30 seconds.
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if you were so gifted why aren't you using your gifts for something other than paying a therapist to validate your narcissistic insecurities
FYI to high achievers/straight A-ers/gifted and talented-ers, my therapist says a lot of us get existential this time of year because our whole lives revolved around school and our bodies don't know what to do without it.
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I find it really hard to fully trust and be vulnerable in a romantic relationship, it feels naive to believe anyone can *truly* have your best interest at heart. It feels like being fully trusting/vulnerable means not covering my own ass... how to work with this knot?
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I have a secret for girls: men don't like knowing ur seeing other people. I know that men seeing other people is lowkey a green flag, but the opposite is Not True. It doesn't make u seem like a hot commodity, it's a turn off. Feel like more girls need to know this.
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Replying to @Schaffrillas
Endgame should be studied for how it simultaneously fucks up every aspect of the franchise. Plot is nonsense, squanders characters and wastes payoffs as mentioned above, world building is supremely fucked (although phase 4 was the real nail in the coffin), but hey it feels epic!!
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The real black pill is that not only does casual sex greatly damage men, but they don’t even have to have sex to became ran through damaged goods who are incapable of pair bonding, all they have to do to reach unmarriageable status is watch p*rn, they’re that easily tainted
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That wasn't your point uniquely, I take credit for adding nuance as to what type of insecurity is at play here. Unless you're arguing that her body count affects whether or not she's a quality woman?
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What’s up LeBron!? Come to the A and let’s get these Rings Fam👀🔥 💍💍💍 #TrueToAtlanta – at Atlanta, GA
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This is a painful exercise, but these images were lying around anyways
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ive got cursed rizz 😭😭😭😭😭
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Leverage your relationships, but don’t abuse them
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Macaroni Grille. Fooled by their dim lighting and good bread, looking back the crayons and paper table cloths shouldve been a giveaway
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We needn’t assume a central villain in a land of evil. We needn’t assume a central hero in a land of virtue. The conspiracy that rules us and the god that saves us are similar myths: desperate simplifications of a nuanced and decentralized world.
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