The life and observations of an #introvert. Extroverts are cool too but cool it every now and then.

Seattle
Joined March 2014
Throwback to the Covid days
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Small talk is like a shallow pool. It lacks depth, and it’s a bad idea to dive in.
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When you’re an introvert, being sent to your room as a kid was never really the worst punishment.
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People are dumb. A person is smart.
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I don’t know how to start a conversation. I also don’t know how to end one. I also suck at everything in between.
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Not lonely when alone.
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Flying Southwest for the first time and this pick your own seat thing is a wild time for an introvert.
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I don’t dislike people. I dislike small talk. I dislike parties. I dislike phone calls. I dislike group projects. I dislike meetings. People just happen to be associated with a lot of things I dislike.
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You all might be wondering where I went. Well, I went to a party back in January, and I just now recovered enough energy to write and send this tweet.
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When your significant other hosts a party and you get a hold of the decorations
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Do introverts lol. Much flatter line I bet
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I believe in free speech. I also believe everyone talks too much.
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Monday is like the extrovert of days of the week. It saps all your energy before you even had a chance.
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The guests for my introvert podcast keep canceling on me…
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*googles how to cancel plans without coming off as a jerk*
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My roommate has people over for a small party. I tried to leave early but realized I’m already home. Help.
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