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Lazy days with @ReservedArdor

[Adhwhdjskdhdja these are my other accounts if ya'll want to RP on there]

James has more memories of failures stored in his head than a camel does in its hump."

boy, here we go. Snape best stay away from the stove bc his hair so greasy it could burn the whole kitchen down.

You should start planning Snape's funeral because he's so old. His heart can't handle my roasts.

[I actually hate tweetdeck c: This is the fourth time I've asked or sent a tweet out on the wrong account c:]

B(oy)est Friends.

Squad on fleek.

Oh d a m n.