just what goes through my head
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I've kept my social media too professional, my only outlet for the dumb stuff that goes through my head has been my mouth
jane's internal monologue retweeted
i bet it feels good as hell to be a fat bear floating down the river
jane's internal monologue retweeted
how i look at the flight attendant so they know i want a diet coke with ice
yogurt parfait at @EWRairport was a 3/5 at best. Score propped up by the tasty strawberry yogurt, but the textures were all off — very liquidy, and the granola wasn’t crunchy.
✅ yogurt taste
❎ yougurt texture
❎ no berries
❎ granola wasn’t made right — plain oats with mix-ins
Have you ever tried this one?
This year's NeurIPS conference will initiate a position track. The position track paper deadline is May 22 AoE for all materials (abstract, full paper, supplementary, etc.). See Call for Paper for more details! neurips.cc/Conferences/2025/…
@astoundconnects I’m having network issues in Seattle, is there a known outage going on right now?
I keep hearing about the rico case but what does that little dude from Hannah Montana have to do with any of this??
men in black suits at the #MetGala should be forced to use the back entrance
My toxic trait is considering anything I have to do “done” once I’ve figured out what i have to do, and then not doing it
