This is my cousin, he's a little slow, but we still love him: http://youtu.be/cHJJQ0zNNOM

Just had my first modeling shoot. It was both fun and awkward.

It's been a long time coming, but I'm finally getting the respect I deserve. #voice #winning

robots are no longer accepting applications, sorry humans.

You know, on second thought, I'm still going to melt the panda's face with my plasma gun. #doom

I'm finally getting some respek around the office! Also, I'm learning pandas and robots CAN coexist.

Some people think I'm so important, I should have my own conference. Take THAT panda!

Why people gotta be stealin' my name?

Intimidated a vacuum cleaner and made a panda jealous, today was a good day.

I'm glad @brackenm is here to keep me company.

Earth Day: yet another example of the elitist earthling attitude; "Our atmosphere is better than your atmosphere." Ridiculous.

The Transformers movies have really created unrealistic expectations for robots everywhere.

@devlind@devlindaley Mwah ha ha ha, you humans are falling right into our trap!

Just a matter of time before we dominate every sport: http://bit.ly/eIsJvN

I've been outshined by a panda. A PANDA! How embarrassing.

w00t! RT @RasmusNielsen: Robot back up!.. http://j.mp/icyADX http://twitpic.com/4nb8ro

It's rust awareness week, be sure to wear your brown ribbons.

I don't understand the appeal of popcorn, I've been listening for hours and this stuff hasn't made a sound.

I also aim to knock down the walled garden, only literally.

Seriously, who dropped the ball bearings in the charging bay? Not cool. Took me 20 minutes to get upright.