Your favorite epidemiologist @JohnsHopkinsSPH. Interested in all things harm reduction and social epi. Womanist. Proudly Zambian. she/her.

Lusaka, Zambia
Joined September 2022
sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
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Maryland has: a black Governor a black Senator a black Mayor a black Quarterback I love my state
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Inonge Kaloustian, MHS retweeted
That clip of Haaland saying "stay humble" to Arteta at full-time after he'd just thrown a ball at the back of the head of Gabriel before running away and also asking 17-year-old debutante Lewis-Skelly "who are you". You couldn't make it up. His head had gone.
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It could start with just a headache - but it could mean memory problems... Concussion is a serious topic, but do you know the signs and how to correctly manage a suspected concussion? WHO and @fifa help you learn the signs and symptoms, know what to do if you suspect a concussion and help a player to recover. #SuspectandProtect: bit.ly/3zeEfY6
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why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy
Donald Trump & Joe Biden on the cover of New York Magazine’s Health Issue.
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“KYLE BECKERMAN IS A WHITE MAN?” - @CallmeTamilore
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no boats... no lake houses... no summers in any vineyards... just lgbtq and weed pen and thrifting
the thing about having friends with good politics is that none of them have a boat.
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Inonge Kaloustian, MHS retweeted
The Zambia Women's National Football Team, AKA the @Copper_Queens, including star players @BarbraBanda11, @ESusanKatongo and @InongeKal are taking a stand against the stigma surrounding #menstruation in Zambia 🇿🇲! Many girls and women face shame and difficulties during their periods, impacting their #education and #health. The @Copper_Queens launched the #KickTheSTIGMA campaign in #Zambia in honor of Menstrual Hygiene Day (#MHDay2024). This global initiative, spearheaded by @giz_gmbh, aims to normalize periods and break taboos, empowering young women. We, @AU_ECOSOCC, are joining The Copper Queens in this global movement to make #periods a normal part of life. How about you? Are you going to help us #kickTheSTIGMA? Learn more: facebook.com/profile.php?id=… #LetsTalkPERIOD #MenstruationMatters #YouthEmpowerment #WomensEmpowerment
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The Timedia team would like to congratulate Inonge Kaloustian (@InongeKal) for achieving her Masters Degree in Health Science with a specialization in Epidemiology! 🎓🎉 Continue flying the Zambian flag high! 🇿🇲
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Have you entered our giveaway yet to be able to win an official Zambian women’s football jersey signed by @InongeKal ? ⚽️🇿🇲⚡️
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Netflix really did their big one by getting Monk. I remember as a kid going to the library and along with my stack of books I would always be looking for the next Monk DVD 😭
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What would I tell this young refugee who in 2002 had just landed in the USA looking for a better life What would I tell this young black kid who just arrived in Harlem I would tell him: No matter the trials No matter the tribulations You stay strong #neurosurgery #match2024
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British people ate with “What’s all this then?!” BECAUSE NO REALLY, WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN???????????
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Hi @Godspeed_mwape Kindly share the mobile number you sent the K2,000. We need a driver's license delivered to Anti-Corruption House, corner of Cha Cha and Katunjila Road, CBD, Lusaka.
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The Copper Queen @KKundananji has arrived! 👑 The Zambian forward joins #BayFC from @MadridCFF. Read the announcement at: bayfc.com/press-releases/bay… #WeCameToPlay
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Here we go!!! It is with great pleasure that we welcome @InongeKal to the Timedia team! As the first athlete and sports brand to join us, we can’t wait to explore new possibilities and make magic 🪄 ✨ together! ⚡️⚽️
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I think he should be forced to carry it to term
BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is suspending his presidential campaign. @NBCNews
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Lol This is AFCON bro. Being a star in Europe has nothing to do with this competition. This competition made world beaters like Drogba, Yaya Toure, and Eto'o look like carpenters bro. You cannot be a balón d'or star in the presence of chipolopolo gangsters. It doesn't work here!
We need to investigate the seria-a How did Osimhen hit 26 league goals over there ?
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Can I please send out a SOS for VERY quick questions about multivariate logistic regression lol please send help
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Y sin saberlo tenía mi Estrella antes de que empezase el partido. Sé que me has dado la fuerza para conseguir algo único. Sé que me has estado viendo esta noche y que estás orgulloso de mí. Descansa en paz, papá 🌟❤️‍🩹
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