@InmateMike

Former branch manager Dunder-Mifflin Scranton. Freedom enjoyer. Narrative critic. Meme connoisseur. Bulldozer customizer (allegedly). X says I do hate speech.

Purgatory (aka Maine)
Joined October 2017
Missed opportunity...
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Is this his rich friend who keeps complaining about "fat shot" prices in the United States? "He's a good friend of mine but It's not working, he looks like shit, actually!"
President Trump to his friend at Arizona rally: If that person right over there—a friend of mine—he looks like sh*t, actually. He looks like he’s ready to have a heart attack.
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Women owe Michael Tracey sex
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"Comedy Expert"...
Comedy expert weighs in on the Shane gillis situation
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Today is National Stop Bullying Day.
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Drug Dealer Dudus Does Diddy Dirty, Dishes Out Dome Damage
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus. Everything we know: tmz.me/4BcdM8K
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I never said anything nearly this gay at a campaign rally.
Trump on Jon Husted: "I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body, because I didn't know he was a great athlete ... I looked at his ass"
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Gee... I wonder how many more of the 69 replies to this got reported and flagged over a year later.
Replying to @SarahEMcBride
You have a big beautiful PENIS
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If you're ever wondering why I block so many people, it's because I feel like I can spot the type of pissants who get off on reporting tweets and replies from last year, 2 years ago, 5 years ago, etc. They just get off on shutting people up.
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🇺🇸 Did RJ spent time with his friend as kind of last goodbye, the last fun to have before it’s over … seemingly. It’s touching how his friend Moncada cared for him and tried to help him. Wonder what to do in such situations? Force him to stay at your place to rip him out of the depressing world of his for a week? RIP
🥺 Shortly before suicide, people often become relieved and positive because they've made the decision and see a way out. The stress and struggle is over, so the depression disappears seemingly. This is actually a warning sign many people don’t know. If a depressed person suddenly becomes happy, it often means they've decided to end it and are now happy to finally have made the decision. Some even go and finish off a bucket list, what looks fun from the side … but it’s just the pre suicide behaviour. Watch out.
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Absolute bullshit take. Nobody has an obligation to validate your opinions, especially not professional entertainers. Jimmy's also quoting somebody who would've probably called for his show to be shut down after listening to him talk about Israel for as little as 5 minutes. 🤡
“We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” -Elie Wiesel (Holocaust survivor and Nobel laureate):
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Prediction: A Hillary Clinton podcast will spawn at least 5 more podcasts whose sole purpose will be making fun of Hillary Clinton's podcast.
Hillary Clinton to start new podcast running through the midterms.
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It's up to the artist. A band that wasn't inherently political from the beginning risks losing a significant number of fans by making political statements. Many artists also don't know enough about geopolitics to make an informed comment.
Metallica frontman James Hetfield recently called out artists who turn their concerts into political rallies, saying: “Metallica is not here, like some other entertainers, to influence you with their BULLSH*T.” Do you agree with James? Should musicians keep politics out of concerts, or should artists use the stage to speak about what they believe in? Let’s debate. What do you think? #Metallica #JamesHetfield #HeavyMetal #Metal #ThisDayInMetal
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And if you want to paint yourself into a political corner like Rage Against the Machine did, you're free to do that too. I'd suggest looking at RATM as a cautionary tale, but hey... you do you.
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Here's an even better cautionary tale... ⬇️ nitter.cf/mtaibbi/status/2110167…
The Soviets believed all art is political, and produced seven decades of shitty art
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As we all know, a kalshi ad that Dave doesn’t do anymore is just as bad as defending the war criminal butcher of Libya: Obama. Fuck off, clown ass. Go back to not knowing what farmland looks like, dumbass.
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The lab where these creatures are created needs to be found and destroyed.
Barbera Thornhill has joined the State Department to lead efforts against human traffıcking.
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