@Infrawithedges

Serious about security, unserious about everything else. Here for the vibes. Staying for the story.

Joined November 2025
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Just go start life for jigawa 🤣🤣🤣
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"Would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?" she really ate with that!!
uMARAZOR@zizithebadgalMar 1
I wanna get a tattoo so bad but I keep thinking about the important question Kim Kardashian asked…
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Is the cake in the room with us?
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@Ikopima09Feb 27
I baked chocolate cake for the first time Rate it😁
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Spaghetti ke?? Same spaghetti I know? If you're cooking rubbish talk now oo make we help you.
Ngolo Kante.
@ujumiliter3Feb 26
Spaghetti has terrible rewarm value.
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🤣🤣 I've always wondered why people don't tell their friends that they have body odour.
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@TWOTIMESABITCHFeb 27
running with a friend and he starts telling me... “all deodorant is a scam. they get you hooked on the stuff then you need it so i detoxed. went to natural deodarant then weaned off and now i don’t need anything. i don't smell and got nothing on.” i gave it a minute then decide, as a long time friend, i must keep it real. ME: “you smell.” FRIEND: “like bad smell?!” ME: “correct. Full B.O. really bad.” FRIEND: “Well, sh!t” we ran in silence as he contemplated all his life decisions.
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Reminds me of this
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@hell_line0Feb 26
i used to work in a nursing home and there was one particular woman who was very mobile but had significant dementia. Her husband would come in sometimes and take her home for a few hours. She would come back very upset and anxious. We were pretty sure he was taking her home to have sex with her and because she was mentally a child, she got very upset. But there was no proof. That man was very likely raping his demented wife and did not care about the consequences for her mental state..
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Why didn't she cut her lace? So distracting
MoCrown👸 Modupe Adeboye-Ayoroh
@msmocrownFeb 26
"Normalize giving your children an English names" Lady advised parents abroad 🤔 #nigeriansincanada🇳🇬🇨🇦 Cc: phoeberhymes/tt
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Boss: Before you leave today, I need you to run the project report. Gen Z: I can get that first thing tomorrow. It’s already 5:10 p.m. Boss: I need it before the end of today. Gen Z: If running your report early was so urgent, why was I not made aware of this earlier? The report will take about two hours to run and then another 30 minutes for me to organize the data before it’s ready to send off. Boss: Great, get that over to me by 9 p.m. at the latest. Gen Z: That won’t be feasible on my end, but I can commit to having it over to you by noon tomorrow. Boss: Failing to do as you’re told doesn’t result in being considered for any promotions on my side. Gen Z: And a lack of planning on your end doesn’t create an emergency on mine. Boss: Silence. Gen Z: I’ll have the report over to you tomorrow.
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Sometimes I even stop listening entirely, can't risk it
𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 .@misskerringtonFeb 20
am i the only one that don’t sing certain lyrics bc it feels like im putting that into the universe
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am i the only one that don’t sing certain lyrics bc it feels like im putting that into the universe
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single people.. what’s on the other half of ya bed?🤔
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I catch myself still hating him sometimes
ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂
@mideysmith01Feb 20
this bastard was going to serve Robb Stark’s head to Sansa (his aunt by marriage to Tyrion) at his wedding feast.. Made Sansa watch Ned Starks beheading and also stand to watch his head hanging on a spike. He was sent two whores to pleasure him but he made them beat each other while aiming a cross bow at them.. Seven hells.. he played the evil role a little too well that people hate him irl.
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He played the role too well, he had to quit acting.
ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂
@mideysmith01Feb 20
this bastard was going to serve Robb Stark’s head to Sansa (his aunt by marriage to Tyrion) at his wedding feast.. Made Sansa watch Ned Starks beheading and also stand to watch his head hanging on a spike. He was sent two whores to pleasure him but he made them beat each other while aiming a cross bow at them.. Seven hells.. he played the evil role a little too well that people hate him irl.
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She needs to give them the room.
mara.@eIevenriverFeb 20
the night manager s2 dance scene is sexier than anything that happened in wuthering heights
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He was looking for an opportunity to whine his waist.
Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Feb 20
Is it supposed to be funny??
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“Wym you rocking Lagoate?” 🤣🤣🤣 You'd already become a meme before you can fully explain it's limited edition.
Cxspxxr✘🧸
@_6signxxxFeb 20
The hood won’t even let you explain
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The hood won’t even let you explain
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER 
@blacktwiterthrdFeb 20
Lacoste's New Goat Logo for Tennis Star, Novak Djokovic
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And their horses too
Jorge@djodjeee_Feb 20
You would let all the 40000 men do WHAT
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I tapped so you don't have to, don't do it.
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Damn!!! That was so close to her eyes. Super scary
Tyler Polumbus
@Tyler_PolumbusFeb 21
Jeeeezzzzz. This might be one of the scariest looking sports injuries I’ve ever seen.. xitter.cf/usanewshq/status/20249…
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If e reach your turn no report. He knew the job was important to him yet he chose to be foolish. You lot hate accountability so much. She was well within her right to report, nothing evil about that.
CHIGO
@iamChigooFeb 20
A delivery rider openly told Sarah Martins that he loved her. Instead of simply saying she wasn’t interested or that they weren’t compatible, she went straight to his company to report him which ultimately cost him his job. What are your thoughts on this matter?
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