Bills WR fantasy owners when they see 'Forrest Gump' Allen running with the ball again. #BUFvsLAR

Puka Nacua had more targets than all of the Bills WRs combined tonight. #BUFvsLAR

WHAT?! Are you saying someone could say something with an ulterior motive? This shatters my world view.

Apple fans crack me up. 2019: "Folding phones are stupid" 2026: "Folding is from the Lord" 2026: "Those phones are too thick and heavy." I've got bad news. "Samsung is stupid, they don't hide the selfie camera." They did. YEARS AGO. It sucked. They listened. Apple will follow soon because it sucks on the Duo as well. "Samsung sucks cuz Duo has no crease." Samsung built the screen you're talking about. There's a crease. There's always a crease. It's not currently possible not to have a crease. Apple just stuck a matte screen protector on there and hoped you wouldn't notice. "But the transition animation..." If this is where your argument descends to, you have no argument. To be clear, though, I'm happy that Apple is in the foldable game. Every bit of competition makes the whole industry better. But the fanboi stuff is pretty ridiculous.

We can't even go 20 years without a generational upset to an opening day cupcake underdog? #Michigan #GoBlue

Close .. change "make the CFP" to "beat a MAC team". #GoBlue

Looks like another fun season watching Michigan football #goblue

Can we please all agree the Bryce Underwood experiment is over? The freshman excuse is gone. The "offensive coordinator didn't give him attention" excuse is gone. He looks EXACTLY the same. The game is too fast for him and he resorts to check downs and bad mistakes #GoBlue

Why do we have to listen to the world's worst commentators for this game? They're so far up Argentina's butt it's mind numbing. Two hand shove to the ground from the back "Little shove there, not a foul..." Sort yourself out imbecile. #ENGARG

With as much diving as the Mexican team does, you'd think Mexico would clean up at the Summer Olympics. #FIFAWorldCup #MEXENG #england

They've awarded Mexico another penalty kick because Jude Bellingham said he only likes mild salsa. #FifaWorldCup #MexEng

Hicks + Refs are the best goaltending combo in the frozen four

My heart is full tonight with @icebeardude back in net and playing like himself. So good to have you back between the pipes, sir. #GoSensGo

$55 million dollar a year QB and a $5.1 million dollar kicker for that second half bag of squirrel feces to lose to Caleb Williams whose whole strategy was THROW TO 84. Jeff Hafley made 3.7 million and couldn't figure that out. #GBvsCHI

If they don't have a parade in Green Bay where fans get to line up and punch Jeff Hafley in the crotch for not figuring out the "ALL HE DOES IS THROW TO LOVELAND" strategy, you've missed an opportunity. #GBvsCHI

Imagine if you worked at McDonald's and got 20% of your orders wrong on average and when it actually really mattered that number dropped to 50%. How quickly would you be fired? Brandon McManus makes 5 million dollars a year. #GBvsCHI

If Brandon McManus isn't working at a Dairy Queen next week, the world makes no sense to me. #GBvsCHI