CyberSecurity Technical Program Manager. CISM, CISSP, GIAC, Security+,& Cloud Certified👩🏾‍💻 Trigger Warning: it's love, happiness & fly sh!+ over here!

Somewhere having my way✨️
Joined February 2009
And do!
I’m so jealous of mfs who work from home y’all can do laundry, fuck & go to the store like nothing happened
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Kendrick was on to something when he said "excellent mean the extra work"
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I was just talking to someone, and they said, 'If push comes to shove...' That phrase reminds me so much of my Mom 😭🤣. Our generation has to keep that in rotation 🤣😭. Very valid.
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What a lovely Monday. I took my kids to school, spent an hour in the gym, grabbed an iced coffee, cleaned my laundry room, used my vibration plate, & spent 25 minutes in the sauna before sitting down to work. So thankful for a job with the flexibility to prioritize my well-being
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I love leaving and coming home to a clean house, but I’ve had my housekeepers for five years; I wouldn’t recommend just leaving people in your home.😭🤣
For my folks who hire cleaners, do y’all stay in the crib when they clean or do y’all leave?
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She asks this man on Love is Blind what kind of father does he want to be? and he said, "absent" 😭🤣😭🤣 I'm sorry that hilarious
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Being midsized is harder than being fat and skinny I understand biracial people in a way
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Testing to see if sauna at night produces better sleep.
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Awake at 7 on a Sunday 👵🏾
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I just finished #EastofEden I didn't like Adam's character. And Abra had no cadabra. Very boring. Lee was by far the best character. Lee said I rather play house with a yt man. Get me out of the trenches. 😂🤣
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All my windows are open. Who doesn't love the sound of rain.
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During a conversation about my daughter, I told my husband that I never went to homecoming. I added that nobody ever asked me, and that I probably wouldn't have gone anyway because I was poor, so he immediately asked me to be his homecoming date. And now my eyes are sweating 🥹
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husband & I were sitting on the couch, chilling & chatting. He gets a call from someone who wants to tell him about this crazy experience they recently had. About 15 minutes into the call, he mutes, looks at me, and says, “Am I asking the right questions?” 🤣😂 I love him.
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All out of dinner ideas.
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I want cake and ice cream but also want a soursop drink and I also want to get in the sauna. Should I have cake snd ice cream before or after the sauna??
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Nope not enough
Imagine you just received a check for $750k, would u quit your job?
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We made it! Happy Friday!
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I just ate a piece of birthday cake before getting into my sauna 🙃 +The volume you hear is from the sauna speakers 🔥
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Girl, the amount of times it tells me "Good point" or "Thanks for the catch" 🤣😭
Anyone ever noticed that Chat GPT is wrong A LOT
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My birthday gift from my husband. In home sauna 🔥🔥🔥🔥. Lots of space space inside and the speakers are phenomenal 🙌🏾
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