all moots are oomfs, but not all oomfs are moots (this doesn't mean anything, please don't think about it, I'm sorry I'm even posting it)

He is Up to date

getting in voice chat with the guy that methodically begins talking precisely at the same second every single time you try to unpause a video

what the fuck is a "Prime Minister" anyway?

this is a tweet for no one that will see this, and it says too much about me: Wylder x Duchess is highkey even better than Andrew x Ashley

go the fuck away

it's so funny how elon can jingle keys for his dumbass supporters and they will piss their pants with excitement on command

woke up from a computer virus dream. Fullscreen Windows 95 interface. 640x480. Bunch of garbage files like it was someone's VM. No way to shut down and get back to my computer. Power button force shutdown boots right back into it. Happy Friday.

the side of the room, jacking off in the cuck chair

Absolutely miserable FromSoft gamers be like "My team successfully claimed victory 😠😒"

foid dismissed

is it just me or did everyone just start talking about MSG like a week or 2 ago. I know restaurants use it, but it's apparently getting into home kitchens.

Playing FF7 Remake and actually kinda getting a little starstruck while Tifa's running around town with me. Like "do you know how many gallons... never mind"