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Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom. Not Interested. No lists. Male, he/him

Wisconsin, USA
Joined May 2015
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Stop using dipping sauces on pizza. It鈥檚 disrespectful to the pie.
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even if you don't know your body does
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The good part about being too lazy to apply makeup is that you can continue to be lazy and not remove it.
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the urge to sit when u see a surface to sit on
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I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider
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I'm like a cat. I'll slap anything I don't understand.
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*gets into an existential debate with CAPTCHA*
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I'm trying to grow as a person fuckface
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i asked an interviewer something she liked about her job and she said "i've only been here three months" thank you so much for that glowing review linda
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Sending my regards to the people who have to deal with me today.
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Trying to explain that a "clear liquid diet" doesn't include the secret lasagna hidden in the bedside table.
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*stirring Mac N' Cheese Everything reminds me of her
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The human body being able to stretch to obesity seems like a really big design flaw.
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A draft just saying you, but it is pointing
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Them: Any plans tonight? Me: *laughs in introvert
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Anxiety鈥檚 opposite is sadness. Good luck.
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Remember being a dick is a decision
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this is the most monday ass thursday of all time.
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If you'll excuse me the monster under the bed gets the next dance
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I consider myself more of a nuisance than a person.
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