InfernalWheel retweeted
The good part about being too lazy to apply makeup is that you can continue to be lazy and not remove it.
InfernalWheel retweeted
i asked an interviewer something she liked about her job and she said "i've only been here three months" thank you so much for that glowing review linda
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Trying to explain that a "clear liquid diet" doesn't include the secret lasagna hidden in the bedside table.
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The human body being able to stretch to obesity seems like a really big design flaw.















