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Stamford, CT
Joined December 2014
#WWERaw —————— You know… it’s really not that freaking hard to follow a few directions. Tonight was another example of why miscommunication between everyone was the biggest problem while I was gone. Let me remind everyone that I came back to fix things.
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Believe me, my life would be a lot easier if I could sit back and relax. Watch the train wreck continue. But no, it’s my obligation to turn things around, especially with the new year right around the corner.
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So I don’t know what your plan was, @MatchMyPower, but you better check yourself. I’m sure you’re a little bitter that we were too wrapped up with other issues to stop Nikki Bella from interrupting your match. Suck it up! You’re a big girl, we need to be on the same page.
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この大バカ女はいつになったら私たちを放っておいてくれるの?本当に迷惑な奴だわ… #WWERAW
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It is clear to me that Rhea and Iyo’s obsessions with each other will lead to their inevitable downfall. I learned that here. That big idiot took her eyes off The Empress, and it cost her! You can expect the same in two weeks, when Kabuki Warriors retain Tag Team Titles. 🤡
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It’s one thing to go out there when it isn’t your time, but to go out there steal that time just to complain about anything and everything is just absurd. I’m not afraid to admit it, yes Becky is one of the greatest to ever step into this industry.
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I can only imagine that getting beaten by a rookie, not once, not twice but three times can really deflate your ego, but come on becks just accept the fact that I am YOUR intercontinental champion just as much as I am their’s. Truth hurts is what they say, is that true Becky?
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Becky, you’ve written so much history in the books for this company and those were your best days; which I fear are long gone. Look you can hit me with as many cheap shots as you like, but while you were lipping off after you TAPPED OUT.. I was standing tall.. with MY title.
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excel in all things, young prosper. yahgetmeh?
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#WWENXT —————— It’s truly disappointing that the most wonderful time of the year was robbed from my spirit. Christmas is my favorite holiday, now, it’s completely ruined for the rest of my life. Thank you to the LFG LOSERS!!!
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I seriously don’t understand who Skylar or Shiloh are??? They’re just two nobodies who want to make a name for themselves. What do they do? Plan an attack on the most powerful couple in NXT.
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Gargano & Ciampa have made the mistake of getting involved with my mission. Despite defeating them both in title matches, they've refused to admit their defeat. They even stole an opportunity from an old rival of mine. The best course of action? We teach them a lesson in pain.
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Choosing to team with one of the most skilled and fearless competitors on the roster was a rather easy choice. Even with our complicated past, I have great chemistry with Carmelo. It was only a matter of time before we finished those cowards.
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#SmackDown ——————— Maybe it’s a bit odd, but walk with me I’ll explain. The easiest thing I could’ve done was mind my business. Last week, I didn’t like what I saw. So I wasn’t about to sit on the bench when I saw a moment that someone needed help.
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You know how it goes, Melo Don’t Miss. We can do this over and over. Run it back. At the end of the day, it wasn’t that hard to put these two back in the their place.
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I’ve spent the last few weeks sitting on my couch recuperating from an injury I sustained at the hands of Bron Breakker. Who’s been irritatingly loud while I’ve been gone, and all he managed to accomplish, was pissing me off. #WWERaw
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You crave the person I used to be while struggling to accept the fact that you can’t even handle the man I am today. You're a false prophet just like the other useless minions that blindly follow in the footsteps of Paul Heyman.
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Come the 5th of January, you’re gonna find out the hard way. You’re gonna find out even with your best efforts, you won’t be able to beat me by yourself. So go ahead. Bring your friends from the vision. Bring your idiotic uncle and your stupid father. Trust me, you'll need them.
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I’m really pleased that the masked man was brave enough to show his true self to the public. Because after I’m done with Bron Breakker. I won't give up until I have you in my grasp. For the stomp he personally gave me at Survivor Series and for demeaning my friend Rey Mysterio.
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