@IndecisiveJones

husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin

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Joined January 2013
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crossbreed every type of dog until all you’re left with is an everything beagle
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new extremely load bearing post just dropped
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"Elon Musk says" is consistently the start of a sentence that ends up being one of the stupidest things that you've ever read in your life.
Hoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 20
Elon Musk says Neuralink will allow humans to communicate with animals by 2028.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Hoops Crave is a well known satrical account that posts false stories. x.com/HoopsCrave
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"People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem."
Uncle Ruckus@EmargedOct 18
People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
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unironically good idea
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppy_hazeOct 19
law to rename "property tax" to "municipal services tax" and then just Gen Z stare at Boomers
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americans see a working class protest in another country and want to shoot the protesters
Honky Trader@Trader19731Oct 18
Dear France: You can rent 100 rednecks from Florida, we will solve this in 12 hrs.......No rules though.
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Fuck Kalshi Fuck Polymarket Fuck DraftKings Fuck FanDuel Fuck bet365 Fuck Fanatics Fuck BetMGM Fuck Caesars Sportsbook Fuck BetOnline Fuck gambling and their ads
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a nutri-grain bar is just an uncircumcised fig newton
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True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Iman@Iman4iiOct 16
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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My favorite part of America is how much of the "fuck you I've got mine" crowd has exactly nothing
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The larp is crazy
weather@dsxf234161Oct 16
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Have we not learned from Spongebob?
Tim Pool
@TimcastOct 16
Perhaps But good luck competing against 50,000 posers producing content 10 times faster than you
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jesus christ
will@will_nba_haterOct 16
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
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mike
@mikeswartz_Oct 14
Replying to @hassanrahim
they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song
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" our shared humanity "
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Dexerto
@DexertoOct 15
Masako Nozawa, the voice of Dragon Ball's Goku, has called AI videos using her voice "unforgivable" "It might even be a perfect copy. But it has no heart, does it? Without heart, it’s no good"
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You know what? If you want to stay quiet and play for two hours not mention anything about the outside world and put on a great show. I’m fine with that But shut the fuck up, because if someone else wants to speak at their concerts, who are you to fucking tell them to or not?
Newsweek
@NewsweekOct 14
Metallica has a radical message for an America exhausted by celebrity politics: shut up and play the damn music. newsweek.com/metallica-james…
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Because they can kill you and get away with it???
Smileyanna🤍@SmileyannaaaaaOct 13
Why do y’all get so nervous when a police officer is driving behind you?
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honey your husband sang war pigs
Sharon Osbourne
@MrsSOsbourneOct 13
I agree 10000%
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“Allow this app to track your activity across other companies’ apps and websites?” Why. Why would Dunkin’ Donuts need to do that
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