Kenny Omega: I'm peeling those sour gummy strips into long strings and putting them in energy drinks to make something I am going to call "battery acid spaghetti." Will return soon with the results. Wheeler Yuta: At what point did that sound like a good idea?

Kenny Omega: Guys I was looking for my phone with the flashlight of my phone. Konosuke Takeshita: Noooo. Where was it?

Ryan Cabrera: Are you coming to bed? Alexa Bliss: I can't. This is important. Ryan Cabrera: What? Alexa Bliss: Someone is wrong on the internet.

William Regal: Seriously, I think you should go to therapy. MJF: *holds a soprano G note for twenty seconds* MJF: Does that sound like someone who needs therapy?

Elias: Where does this road go? Ezekiel: It's not where the road goes, it's the path you follow. Elias: Elias: I hope your unborn children also feels the kick I'm about to land.

Bryan Danielson: Why are you two in the fridge? Danhausen: Hook and Danhausen are making a cake. Hook: …the recipe said to chill in the fridge for an hour… Bryan Danielson: …

Jon Moxley: I'm the kind of person that thinks things through. Bryan Danielson: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

Dominik Mysterio: Perhaps I will drink my sorrows away. Dominik Mysterio: *pulls out a Capri Sun* Rhea: …