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𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗿 𝗝𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲, 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: *raise their hands* We're Bi.

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Why won't the boss talk to us? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Maybe he's homophobic

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: This is a a disaster! They messed up da banner! It's supposed tah say "JESSIE'S BIRTHDAY"! 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: What does it say instead? 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Jessie's Bi. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Hey that could still work.

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Jessie, Meowth! I have something important to tell you! 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Go on. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: *poses fabulously with a blue rose in his hand* 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I’M QUEER! 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Wait, I thought we already knew this?

𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁: No! Don't blast us off again! We're afraid of grounds! 𝗔𝘀𝗵: You mean heights? 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁: We know what we mean. It's the grounds that hurt.

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: So who do we call? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: We could call the Boss but I think I feel safer in jail.

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Time to get serious. James, put on your game face. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Not your gay face, your game face. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: They're the same face.

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: What if someone catches us? 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Don't ya mean "cross"? 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: *pulls out kerosene and lights a match* Nope.

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: You're so annoyin'. 𝗣𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘂: Then stop holding my hand. 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: no

𝗔𝘀𝗵: Didn't you guys die last time. 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁: That was weeks ago. Things change.

𝗔𝘀𝗵: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately? 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: What do ya mean? 𝗔𝘀𝗵: You just seem nicer than usual. 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: I'll punch you in the face of you want.

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Oh hello my love! 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: uh- i mean my rival. 𝗣𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘂:

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: answer your phone 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵, 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸: gimme a minute, i can't find my phone 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: ok 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝟱 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿: you're a terrible team mate. You know you're killing me. You're killing your friend.

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: James, you’re bleeding out! What’s your type? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Blue eyes…magenta hair…beautiful, strong, very passionate… 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲, 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴: Your blood type James!! 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Oh! uhh…red?

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: I understand if we have to make a sacrifice. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: You want to sacrifice yourself?! 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Hell no! I thought we we’re talking about Meowth!

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, Jessie… 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲, 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝘂𝗻𝘀: That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones.