Incorrect Oz Family

Account info: Incorrect quotes account that osccasionally enternaints in different kinds of shitposting Also retweets fanarts that involved Oscar, Ozpin etc Accepts suggestions! Has a Tumblr that posts basically the same things: incorrectozfamily.tumblr.com

Oscar: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around? Ozpin : There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

Ozpin : Yeah, I don’t like people. Oscar: Oh, well now that’s not fair Ozpin . Have you met all of them? Ozpin : I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

Ozpin : I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Oscar: Ozpin : Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? Oscar: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

Oscar: can we go to a haunted house this year? Ozpin: what's wrong with the one we live in Oscar: what?? Ozpin: goodnight son

Oscar: Tonight-- you know... Do not come. Ozpin: I shall not leave you. Oscar: I shall look as if I were suffering. I shall look a little as if I were dying. It is like that. Do not come to see that. It is not worth the trouble... Ozpin: I shall not leave you.

Ozpin: I think I'm a good person and I deserve love and respect. Oscar: I agree, but who are you and what have you done with Ozpin.

Ozma: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

Ozpin, tearing up the room: Where are they? Ozpin, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Ozpin: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Ozma: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? Ozpin: That naptime was a punishment.

Oscar: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch. Clover: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with. Oscar: Lmao, @ Jaune.