Incorrect Pokemon Quotes

Guzma: time to eat rat poison *eats rat poison*

Dawn: *spends about a thousand dollars on gacha* Dawn: what the fuck

Sowwy for being lazy and literally never tweeting on this acc I’ll probably be a lot more active once sword and shield come out! Goodbye alola. I’ll miss you

Cynthia: Just a friendly reminder not to each too much candy before bed. Dawn and Lucas: no. Cynthia: That was just a friendly reminder, yet your single word of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.

They did surgery on a bluk berry

Also mod is sorry for being so inactive on this acc I just don’t have a lot of ideas but I’ll try a bit harder

*Sun an Hau reach new location* Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Hau: see you later I’ll be at the nearest malasada shop

Mallow: Lillie... I think I have... beema Lillie: What is beema? Mallow: Mallow: BEEMA GIRLFRIEND

Black: ok guys I have a science headcanon N: Don’t you mean a hypothesis Black: Black: ok so my science headcanon is-

*Black says something stupid* N: C’mon bro you can’t be that stupid I actually have high expectations for you Cheren: BLACK YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

Blue: So hey I was wondering if uh- Red: no Blue: Red: no

Gold: you may have defeated me this time Silver, but you’ll never defeat ligma Silver: wait what’s ligma Gold, picking up his phone and calling Crystal: ladies and gentlemen, we got him

Brendan: Hello 911 what’s your emergency Wally: i'm sleepy uwu Brendan:🚨ALL HOMIES REPORT🚨 / 🚔 \ / 🚔 \ / 🚔 🚔 \ / \ 🚫🚫this mf needs a kiss goodnight 🚫🚫

Hau: If it exites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time you should probably do it Guzma: Time to fuck a blender Hau: Wait no

Hau:

Lysander: Grapes discuss me Caleb: What are they saying

Gold: Hey Silver:

Moon: Wow Aceralora is so cute she's so tiny and pure Acerola: UwU Acerola: *stubs her toe* Acerola: FUCK

Elesa: Hey I'm lesbian Skyla: I thought you were Unovan

Ghetsis: I'm kicking you out of this castle get the fuck out you're moving out N: is it because i'm gay? Ghetsis: No it's because you're a fucking disappointment