@Incog

Naps: comfy bridge to the future! Papaw Kammah lives by no rules. (she/her)

 Dallas, TX
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Joined May 2008
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My very first thought upon waking up was a panicked "but what if you are a VERY MEDIUM CHEESE", so. Today is gonna be totally rational.
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I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate—every small action counts. gofund.me/e07439bb

Donate to Urgent: Penny's Essential Feeding Equipment, organized by Kammah Jarman

Hello, I’m Kammah, mom to my beautiful daughter Penny. Penny requires highly… Kammah Jarman needs your support for Urgent: Penny's Essential Feeding Equipment

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sharpest of cheeses@Incog29 Aug 2018
I went out to sun in the hammock because the dogs needed to go out and I needed some fresh air because of Depression™ and...lying in the hammock actually helped with my severe leg and overall joint pain how does one apply for a medically necessary cabana
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sharpest of cheeses@Incog20 May 2018
JUST SAW A DOG ON THE HIGHWAY WITH THEIR BODY IN THE BACKSEAT AND THEIR PAWS ON THE FRONT SEAT AND THEIR HEAD OUT OF THE SUN ROOF, HAPPILY GRINNING, AND I'VE NEVER ASPIRED TO ANYTHING MORE
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Jaron Myers@jaronmyers25 Sep 2023
When they say “we are in an oversell situation and we’re offering $200 for passengers with flexible travel plans” I am absolutely the person who stands up and says “legally they have to give you 400% your ticket price. Don’t take less than $1300!! Everyone HOLD”
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I’ve got two invites for mutuals if anyone needs them!
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Heather Hogan@theheatherhogan13 Sep 2023
My neighborhood Reddit sometimes has posts from people who have social anxiety and want to try some new place so they ask for step-by-step instructions for how to interact with the space, and commenters show up in droves to help them create a plan to go get a tea or croissant.
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ali 👻@probablyalissa12 Sep 2023
am i having a stroke?
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Any mutual friends need a blue thing? I’ve got two
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No Context Cats
@nocontextscats12 Sep 2023
He's a sailor
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warrior cop@wyatt_privilege13 Sep 2023
Wife’s turn with son for bedtime, I had our daughter. He needed some extra attention so she improvised a song about everything she loves about him. He’s 4, and said “mom I’m about to cry for no reason.” He knows what sad or hurt crying is, but he had no reference for being moved.
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Does anyone need an invite code to the blue thing? I’ve got two
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Women Posting W's@womenpostingws12 Aug 2023
when you leave your cat too long with your grandma

ALT when you leave your cat too long with your grandma

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Women Posting W's@womenpostingws17 Aug 2023
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Women Posting W's@womenpostingws2 Sep 2023
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Anybody get a “bug catching” kit for kids that they like somewhere? You know, with a net and fake bugs and a magnifying glass and maybe a little box to put all your new little bug buddies in? Pens enjoyed playing with the set they had at speech therapy but it was many sets.
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anna 🏹@myelessar26 Aug 2023
thinking about Him (bilbo baggins on this edition of the hobbit)
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bees, england, ca. 1200
a medieval drawing of three beehives, each with a straight line of bees arcing down toward its entrance. Each bee resembles a hand grenade with wings

ALT a medieval drawing of three beehives, each with a straight line of bees arcing down toward its entrance. Each bee resembles a hand grenade with wings

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No Context Cats
@nocontextscats27 Aug 2023
She hates banana
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