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I love SSRis. oh you’re depressed? Maybe this drug that makes you fat and retarded and unable cum will help
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i think the jews are using a machine to wirelessly transmit skidmarks into my underpants
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doctor was absolutely bewildered after my checkup. he said since my last visit all my organs have somehow merged into one; i have just one big organ now
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me way too high freaking out: i am definitely gonna get cancer this is fucked
less high later reading wikipedia: the jaguar is so mighty
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It’s official. Eat your neighbors now. Fill your bathtubs. Stock up on three-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash. Add brake fluid to your car. Get a catheter put in.
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[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?
[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life
[joe rogan] wow


























