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Bernie Sanders knows nothing about the details in the Ilhan Omar case. Gavin Newsom knows nothing about the details in the Ilhan Omar case. None of these politicians have a clue what’s going on yet they run to defend their criminal friend. That tells you all you need to know.
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I see that “Civil War” is trending, so I’d like to remind everyone that it’s technically a “Revolutionary War” when you fight against tyranny. They want us to be too busy arguing with each other to notice that our real enemy is destroying our country from the inside out.
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Just so we're all clear... The Biden administration launched the investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar's finances and her "interactions with a foreign citizen" NOT TRUMP That's good information to have don't you think?
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InSideGoDsHed retweeted
Triple the amount of ICE agents
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is demanding that ICE leaves his city.
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Democrats - Islam is a religion of peace and hijabs are optional. 😳😳😳
Where is your jihab ma"me
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I bet Tim Walz shredder is smoking!
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Federal agents just informed us that Rep. Ilhan Omar kept several pictures of me hidden inside her underwear drawer. —Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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InSideGoDsHed retweeted
Christopher Columbus is the only immigrant democrats hate.
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You're next - the kingpin of the Minnesota fraud ring.
Americans see this for what it is - President Trump is abusing his power to go after political opponents weeks before an election.
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Slip and fall - baby oil everywhere. ☠️
BREAKING: Diddy reportedly rushed out of federal prison in an ambulance following a severe head injury.
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NOW THIS: Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs rushed out of New Jersey prison to hospital with head injury -NYP Must be getting pretty gay in there
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Because you're a dumb bitch. Hope that helps.
For as long as I live, I will never understand how January 6th wasn’t the end of Donald Trump. I will never, ever understand it.
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Oh man, having Ilhan Omar perp walked into Gitmo would really make 2026 a good year.
#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar’s sister founded a company now tied to Minnesota’s biggest fraud scandal.
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Did people forget that none of these countries helped America fight Iran? Donald Trump is showing here in the most funny way possible how insignificant they are. We Do Not Need None Of Them! He made a statement here that they are not worth his time. 😄
Trump refuses to turn his camera on at the G7 summit
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InSideGoDsHed retweeted
I like my eggs over easy but that wouldn’t have made a good handle 🤣🤣🤣
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How do people attempt to use AI to try and argue with me and still end up looking unintelligible in the process is a special type of illiteracy. 😄
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Good morning!! it's the weekend, have fun. touch grass and play video games!!!
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Loyalty matters 🇺🇸
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ARE YOU READY?!?!!!
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