When static hits the airwaves, understand what you’re about to behold is entirely real; as real as it gets in an industry of blurred lines. ✶✶✶✶ @CMPunk parody.

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Joined December 2015
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Which one of these Superstars leaves New Orleans with a #MITB briefcase? Money in the Bank is LIVE from New Orleans, LA Saturday October 10th. Watch on @espn app in the US / @netflix internationally
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2 years ago today, in the culmination match of one of the greatest modern-era rivalries, CM Punk did exactly what he described he would do to Drew McIntyre at Bad Blood. The Best in the World translated every word into action! @CMPunk
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Can't make it to New Orleans? @Fandango has you covered when #MITB heads to the big screen 🍿 Tickets are on sale now: bit.ly/4hiv2jf
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The best in the world. . . . And CM Punk. 😉
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/ Many thanks to @OutTheTreehouse for the header! Very appreciative as always, all credit goes to them!
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Now, normally, stuff like this is special to me. A feud like this, the feud you’re all seeing directly in front of you, it’d mean something to me. But at this point in my career, if I had a nickel for every guy that had an issue with me since I came back. . I’d have a few bucks.
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So, cast your stones. If there’s anything I’ve learned in all my time on this planet, and in this business, it’s this; You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t piss into the wind. Only burn bridges if you know how to swim. And don’t throw stones from glass houses, bitch.
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You are not allowed access to anything that is all things Fatal Influence; the same people who doubted us before want to pretend that they were with us from the beginning now that we restore faith into the lineage of all three of these titles. And SECURITY! Remove this man. 🙄
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I had just spent years building toward this championship match, and when it was over, I walked out of my first SummerSlam in three years without that Undisputed WWE Championship. But then I remembered something. There is a man I haven’t been able to stop thinking about.
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I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about what exactly I wanted to say after SummerSlam. I thought maybe I’d talk about @MicTurnedOn/@InPunkTheyTrust/@InkAnarchist/@OnClobberTime/@LosersNeedLuck/@SignAcrossChest/@InHisDevilWords. Maybe I’d talk about the championship.
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It hurts because somewhere deep down, you convinced yourself it couldn’t happen again. I should’ve known better. You don’t erase twenty years with one WrestleMania handshake. You don’t rewrite two decades of Randy Orton with one moment of respect.
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See, there are ghosts in this business. Some wear suits. Some carry championships. And some… strike when you’re looking straight ahead. @ShedHisScales. Ironic, huh? You know, there’s a strange thing about betrayal. It never hurts because it’s unexpected.
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Myself and Cody Rhodes? No pun intended, are at a crossroads. Because friends don’t lead to championship gold. No, what led me to championship gold is my pursuit of greatness. My endless chase for moments like SummerSlam. Where the stakes are high, the lights are bright, and..
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.. it isn’t about who draws first. It’s about who hits hardest. It’s about who has more heart, who has more to give. They said it years ago, he finished his story. I’m still putting pen to paper, and belt to ass. And Cody, when it’s all said and done, I hope you understand.
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Sometimes, your best just ain’t as good as the best.
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