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“ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ɴᴏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ, 'ᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴍᴇ.” #ᴍᴇsᴍᴇʀɪᴢᴇ { #ɢᴏᴛɢ | ʀᴘ | ᴍᴄ | ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ }

ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʟᴀɴᴏ.
Joined January 2015
Replying to @CircusDelirious
||~ No worries, I understand. Priorities come first, no doubt about it. I just tweeted it for fun, I'm patient. @MesmeriseMarvel
||~ {Wonders where his account is on the @MesmeriseMarvel website}
||~ I might be going out for the weekend. Just saying.
“Say that again, Quill, and I'll have your Terran ass neutered /manually/.”
“Get over yourself. There has been nothing respectable in that bed until /me/.” xitter.cf/enhancedterran/status/…
"I only let... respectable young people and things into my bed." xitter.cf/ImpulsiveRodent/status…
“I can't make a damn ladder! The Milano actually /has/ parts to build a bomb. Not a ladder.”
“Excuse me, it's your fault for having such a tall toilet.”
“Gag me with a spoon, Quill. It's not bad compared to creatures that you let into that bed.” xitter.cf/enhancedterran/status/…
"Unless Groot's growing moss, there is no other explanation!" xitter.cf/ImpulsiveRodent/status…
Replying to @DirectorNickF
“I think she's some reporter. She said she wants to adopt me.” @DirectorNickF
Replying to @EbullientDamsel
“See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.” {The rodent comments snidely to @EnticingBarista}
Replying to @EbullientDamsel
“I'm not cute, I refuse to think I'm cute. You're insulting me with cute comments.” {The guardian states with a nod} @EnticingBarista
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“...This chick doesn't look like she's gonna leave me alone anytime soon.”
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“Okay, it was me the first time. But I swear, the other times weren't me!” xitter.cf/enhancedterran/status/…
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Replying to @EbullientDamsel
{Rocket rolls his eyes and folds his arms in front of his chest} “Don't call me cute..” @EnticingBarista
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Replying to @EbullientDamsel
{Rocket shook his head and put his paws on his sides} “I don't do good with 'owners', toots.” @EnticingBarista
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||~ I followed everybody from #Mesmerize in less than a minute. That's a new record.
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ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ. retweeted
Causally waves at the new guy. @ImpulsiveRodent
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