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Currently: Molesting my neighbors dog.

Terminal Cancer
Joined August 2017
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#poll is Minecraft for kids, adults, or both?
29%👶 Kids
6%👨 Adults
65%👶 Both 👨
84 votes • 1 days
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Man, it's fucking hot out here to day. I feel like Ace Ventura squeezing myself out of a Rhinos ass like an oiled up fetus #Birth
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Jack and Jill went up the hill.. So Jack could lick Jills candy. Jack got a shock, and a mouthful of cock! ‘Cause Jills real name was Randy.
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
@Keir_Starmer You're pushing for all this ID verification "for the kids", seems offly convenient for tracking. What do you got hidden behind closed doors, knowing when kids are online/offline at home or at school, hell where on the street through the phone when they're out.
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I am exposing the systematic failure of their triage process, the proof of a critical BOLA, and how leadership prioritized vendor PR over security. Read the full disclosure here: medium.com/@Pwnedl0l/the-35-… #bugbounty #cybersecurity #infosec
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THE UK JUST MADE PRIVACY A CRIME. The government wants a scanner built inside every phone in the country. Scanning every citizen becomes the law. Refusing becomes 5 years in prison. - The scanners would inspect every photo, message and video on your device before encryption - Signal threatened to leave the UK entirely rather than build the backdoor - Europe's age verification app built to "keep children safe" was hacked in under 2 minutes - Another verification system leaked 70,000 IDs and selfies in a single breach Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning. His own country turned it into law
BREAKING: The UK is drafting a law to scan every photo, video and message on every phone in the country. Tech CEOs who refuse to implement this could face up to 5 years in prison. The proposal would force companies to build device level scanners that inspect content before encryption. That means: • Every image scanned • Every message inspected • Every video analyzed All directly on your phone. Governments and companies pushing these safety” systems already have a terrible track record protecting user data. Last month, Europe’s new age verification app, promoted as a way to "keep children safe," was hacked in under 2 minutes. In another case, over 70,000 IDs and selfies linked to online verification systems were exposed in a major breach. Now the UK wants even deeper access directly inside your device. Once governments force surveillance tools into every phone, they can expand what gets monitored at any time.
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air fryer | @diemarchive
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How This Ancient Chinese Puzzle Lock Works 🧐
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Just like the Founding Fathers intended.
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Lol even the doll 😂
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This actually happened. The dude's name was Abdullahi Abdisalam Borleh From? Wait for it... Somalia!! That whole IQ thing isn't a myth after all!!😂
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Yo @ATT your cell tower is on the fritz.
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It's working now, back to full bars.
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