Words in @NewOhioReview @NorthAmerReview @Gulf_Coast @ChestnutReview and elsewhere : Big fan of the slam dunk : Existential dread + blues licks + gobs of reverb
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“Do you have the talent to win?”
Fuck no we don’t! It’s obvious we don’t. Our QB is ass. Our defense cannot pressure a qb. Our O line couldn’t open a hole for a mouse and we have NO wide receivers.
And no picks.
It’s time to clean house.
The Jets are going to get a top ten pick this year from the Colts. At least we’ve got a good cornerback! Sometimes. Maybe.
After a pretty bad mental health crisis in January, severe burn out, working two jobs for the last 8 months, and weakly trotting over the finish line of my MFA, I am finally writing again. It feels amazing to want to write after so long of truly NOT wanting to write.
Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, the 2026 Indianapolis Colts defense started playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️
Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
Pat McAfee will be added as an analyst on ESPN's Monday Night Countdown, per @AndrewMarchand.
Fucking thank you!!!
BREAKING: The #Colts are signing 6x Pro Bowl WR Keenan Allen to a 1-year deal worth up to $8.32M, multiple sources tell me.
A big-time weapon for Daniel Jones, as Allen reunites with HC Shane Steichen from their days together with the Chargers in a deal done by @ZekeSandhu of @KlutchSports.
Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december
Guess this is 35. Hit a couple game winners at pick up today. Onwards and upwards (in age and buckets).
