Dicks

If i worked at a clothing store and a customer was a dickhead i would intentionally leave one or two security tags on their clothes just to slightly ruin their day when they plan to wear them forcing them to either come back to get them removed or attempt to remove it themselves

Angel food cake is like eating upholstery foam but it tastes better and wont kill you as fast.

Went to @WalmartCanada yesterday and saw in a loaf of bread a mouse hole. Kinda gross so now we gotta go to a different store.

I will never understand why some people are so insistent on chewing with their mouth open like they are a wild animal on the brink of death. Like chill the fuck out its not a race close your mouth you dont need to inhale through your mouth as you chew god damn.

If i watch a youtube video and then scroll down and see like 30 Hearted comments I no longer trust anything the video said or the comments. It just looks like those fake posts where people would have bots comment on their video to hide the real commenters calling them out.

Do you think people who do fent can suck their own cocks? I just see them doing the fenty fold and cant help but think how easy it could be.

It scares me how stupid people have become Seeing obvious fake AI videos and then seeing dozens of comments believing its real is fascinating. Actually bonkers how someone can see something that breaks the laws of physics and think its real then go on to defend it when called out

You know its too close to your birthday when the milks expiration date shows the same day

Trying to spice up your love life? Next time put some pepper spray on the condom im sure they'll say you did the job.

Why do all cars made now look the same as every other car? Can we come up with more funky shit like we used to. Give those cars some personality fuck even change the colour from Red, White, Silver, Blue, Black. I want to see some wacky shit out there as the norm.

I refuse to turn off my adblocker on @YouTube There is no chance in hell I want to see all those scam ads that are clearly not vetted before being shown to everyone. Hell I don't know why they even allow the porn ads on a platform children use more often. Do better.

This should not count as a piece in a 2 piece meal at any chicken place. this should be a bonus piece you get like an extra chicken nugget at mcdonalds

"Load game" will never be a clickable button for me. I will only join games

Even while drunk I can say if @YouTube wants me to watch livetreams on their platform they have to fix the bullshit like fake lives run by looped videos constantly. Fuck you for being shit fix your garbage or end it please.

TV shows should be forced to come to a conclusion before they end even if they get canceled. You cant change my mind

Tangerine flavoured candy is 100x better than orange flavoured candy noone can change my mind

E-dating? EW fuck no E-Family? fuck yea