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Birb mom. Writer. House Of Pfizer. #Skittles #DucklingWarrior #McBees | Momma to #Fate et al. | I wouldn't be me without my bitterness. | She/Her

My Malarkey bubble. Allons-y!
Joined September 2014
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Hello new followers. Just a quick heads up: I scream and swear a LOT. Viewer Discretion Advised. I'm also bitter and sarcastic. You're gonna love it. Welcome!
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Yo, Xitter, quick question: what EXACTLY in my long time on this app has made you come to the conclusion that I could be interested in the right wing N*zi propaganda bullshit you love to keep throwing at me in my recommendations? Keep that tangerine palpatine away from me!
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And so here we are. This statement from Trump blows my mind. That a sitting president would not let any renovations to a public building go on unless he gets to first put his name in the said building… What a sad state of affairs. What a tragedy. Actually, how small minded, how narcissistic. Actually great men, devoted to public service and the public good do not act like this. It seems that this man will not rest until his name is permanently connected to the name of a great president, whose memory this building was dedicated to. Imagine spending your time and your days focused on this, as everyday Americans struggle with healthcare, gas prices, rent, and food. Imagine spending your days focused on this, while a war rages under your leadership. Enough said. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Replying to @mariashriver
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lizard 5 seconds before it obliterates a fly
Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there
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Also, "so far". Bitch, I've been here since... 2009?
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"How do you like X for far?" Don't get me started.
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The notification for this without a crumb of context had me so confused, ngl.
Then one day you wake up and you're a bug.
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I JUST REALISED SOMETHING!! In #StrangerThings 05x01? When Dustin gets jumped by those jocks? He says that a violet ray of prismatic spray causes blindness. AND WHAT SONG'S PLAYING DURING /THAT/ SCENE? PURPLE RAIN! HE'S BLINDED. BY MAGIC. THEY ALL ARE. I BELIEVE.
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i’m gonna keep on dancin at the
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I guess you gotta throw a tantrum in order to get attention these days. 🙄
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Uhm, Xitter quick question. How many times will I have to tell you that I don't like the T*mu ad before you stop forcing it on me? I even got the account blocked. STAHP.
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I cannot with this heat. And the humidity? I'm gonna spontaneously combust when I go outside. But at least my remains will evaporate immediately, so there won't be any cleanup. Win/win.
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Yours doesn't count, @CunningHeretic. Your young girl loves it.
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Do y'all ever wonder what the point of being here is? Who am I kidding? I'm talking to the void anyway.
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I'm just saying, if SSA Hotchner wanted to bend me over the table in the interrogation room, I wouldn't say no. 👀
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