
Birb mom. Writer. House Of Pfizer. #Skittles #DucklingWarrior #McBees | Momma to #Fate et al. | I wouldn't be me without my bitterness. | She/Her
My Malarkey bubble. Allons-y!
Joined September 2014
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Hello new followers.
Just a quick heads up: I scream and swear a LOT.
Viewer Discretion Advised.
I'm also bitter and sarcastic.
You're gonna love it.
Welcome!
Yo, Xitter, quick question:
what EXACTLY in my long time on this app has made you come to the conclusion that I could be interested in the right wing N*zi propaganda bullshit you love to keep throwing at me in my recommendations?
Keep that tangerine palpatine away from me!
The CooCoo Stabby McTwoKnives retweeted
And so here we are. This statement from Trump blows my mind. That a sitting president would not let any renovations to a public building go on unless he gets to first put his name in the said building… What a sad state of affairs. What a tragedy. Actually, how small minded, how narcissistic. Actually
great men, devoted to public service and the public good do not act like this.
It seems that this man will not rest until his name is permanently connected to the name of a great president, whose memory this building was dedicated to. Imagine spending your time and your days focused on this, as everyday Americans struggle with healthcare, gas prices, rent, and food. Imagine spending your days focused on this, while a war rages under your leadership.
Enough said. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The CooCoo Stabby McTwoKnives retweeted
Replying to @mariashriver
I JUST REALISED SOMETHING!!
In #StrangerThings 05x01? When Dustin gets jumped by those jocks?
He says that a violet ray of prismatic spray causes blindness.
AND WHAT SONG'S PLAYING DURING /THAT/ SCENE?
PURPLE RAIN!
HE'S BLINDED. BY MAGIC. THEY ALL ARE.
I BELIEVE.
Pretty boy. [patpats @CunningHeretic.]
Uhm, Xitter quick question.
How many times will I have to tell you that I don't like the T*mu ad before you stop forcing it on me? I even got the account blocked.
STAHP.
I cannot with this heat. And the humidity?
I'm gonna spontaneously combust when I go outside. But at least my remains will evaporate immediately, so there won't be any cleanup. Win/win.
Yours doesn't count, @CunningHeretic. Your young girl loves it.
Do y'all ever wonder what the point of being here is?
Who am I kidding? I'm talking to the void anyway.








