Stop teaching your daughters that if a boy is mean to her it's because he likes her. Teach her to throat puñch that little mf and tell him to back off.

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✥ · Sep 5, 2026 · 9:27 PM UTC

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✥@qamrlightSep 5

what doesnt kill you makes you open twitter

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thisGringo · Sep 6, 2026 · 5:19 AM UTC

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thisGringo@smbeckleySep 6

Did you remember to fuck off?

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Ava · Sep 3, 2026 · 12:52 PM UTC

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Ava@avainwordlandSep 3

What doesn’t kill you makes you dig a moat around your house.

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Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎ · May 25, 2026 · 3:31 AM UTC

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@RavenBrood81May 25

I don’t fucking think so

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soup🕷️ · May 25, 2026 · 1:45 AM UTC

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@thrluvMay 25

i’m so glad i’m mentally ill in a regular way & not a religious psychosis way

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Damon Hunzeker · May 24, 2026 · 9:33 PM UTC

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@DamonHunzekerMay 24

I quit drinking two years ago today and haven’t ruined my life even once since then.

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Not Today Eric · May 23, 2026 · 5:31 PM UTC

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@NotTodayEricMay 23

Congratulations on parking right next to me in an empty parking lot. You’re the best.

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Lazzyyyyyy · May 24, 2026 · 6:59 PM UTC

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@em_LazzyMay 24

PEOPLE DUMPING TRUMP OVER GAS PRICES AND NOT CHILD RAPE IS SCARY.

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Not Today Eric · Apr 19, 2026 · 3:08 AM UTC

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@NotTodayEricApr 19

Twitter is great because you can make fun of yourself and people will take it personally.

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jezz · Apr 11, 2026 · 2:41 PM UTC

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I just read that women in their 40’s are just becoming who they were when they were 16 except this time they love her. And I cannot stop thinking about this.

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