@ImSeanThompson

Engineering @slackhq. Spotify influencer. Stay at home comedian. he/him

 Seattle, WA
Joined November 2008
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This has the best SNL cast of all time right?
acey ❀@lizzbeaanApr 7
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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You’re not broke, you’re pre-revenue.
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Elvia Limón@elvialimonSep 23
I need to log off. I immediately understood all of the references here.
Jack@GayLaVieSep 23
Removing my mask to take a sip of my iced coffee at my lesbian bar job interview.
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Ryan Kennedy
@RyanKennedy_22Sep 19
Well that's not good...
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Could legit be the WORST take I've ever seen on this god forsaken app
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Just had to pay 2 euro to use a restroom in a department store in Paris i was already shopping at. Never seen that before in my life. Insane
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“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI” Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.
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Trying to watch The Masters in 2026
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Raksha
@caraksha103Apr 7
| love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn't realize you'd ALL be bringing a bag
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watching avatar fire and ash as james cameron intended. on twitter. in one wholeass video for some reason..
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Have lived in Seattle for 15 years and something I’ll never understand: why aren’t playgrounds covered?
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Uber but for cleaning all the trash out of my wife’s car
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Zack Peggins@ZPeggins15 Oct 2025
The Seattle Mariners play baseball today. #MAWWTWFT
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#gomariners #TridentsUp
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abby@lovesicknoon27 Sep 2025
mariners fans being called bandwagoners oh my god i used to pray for times like this
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Jon Morosi
@jonmorosi25 Sep 2025
Dan Wilson was the starting catcher the last time the @Mariners won the AL West. 24 years later, he’s the manager.
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Zack Peggins@ZPeggins25 Sep 2025
guess we having a HR derby tonight 🔱
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Absolute Unit@notB0bR05514 Sep 2025
🚨🚨🚨ETSY WITCH IS 9-0 I REPEAT ETSY WITCH IS 9-0, PERFECT HOME STAND, CAL HITS NUMBER 54, WE ARE BUILT DIFFERENT, WE ARE LEADING THE DIVISION 🚨🚨🚨
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Absolute Unit@notB0bR05514 Sep 2025
ETSY WITCH IS 8-0, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, ETSY WITCH IS 8-0 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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