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I still wear gym shorts under my suit pants. Strong 7 but the jokes keep me handsome. Connoisseur of connoisseurs. Multifaceted. @TheBrainTrust__ squad๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿพ

Texas
Joined January 2011
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I JUST HEARD A RADIO COMMERCIAL STATING THAT IF YOUR CHILD STARTED USING SOCIAL MEDIA BEFORE THE AGE OF 18 THEY MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. Itโ€™s starting.
The documentaries that will be created around the impact of social media on the population are going to be incredible.
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Obligatory.
Iโ€™m back out here for the first time since my Papa passed on. Shit bitter af but same rules apply. Couldnโ€™t bring myself to come for nearly a year.
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I think Iโ€™m going to stay out here tomorrow night & sleep under the stars like we used to.
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Iโ€™m back out here for the first time since my Papa passed on. Shit bitter af but same rules apply. Couldnโ€™t bring myself to come for nearly a year.
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Trying to gerrymander your way into a win & still losing on all fronts is very telling.
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Whatever timeframe weโ€™re in rn is the one I thrive in. Leave it here.
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Proper usage ngl.
A father who spent 10 minutes searching for his lost Bose earbud in a pile of gravel decided to turn to ChatGPT for help. After analyzing a few photos, the AI managed to spot the tiny earbud and pinpoint its exact location in less than five minutes. [via/ Reddit /Just_a_fungi893]
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Community requires sacrifice. Community requires sacrifice. Community requires sacrifice.
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Remembering you have to go 30m across town for a friend at 9:30pm after having already taken off your pants & starting your nighttime rituals/festivities gotta be top 5 worst casual feelings oat.
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I just watched them hit the curb pulling in, proceed to reverse into the roadway/oncoming traffic when they couldโ€™ve cut the wheel & come straight into the lot. Almost hit the car they parked next to & had to swerve away & then parked exactly how they swerved in. Start tomorrow.
More extensive driving tests & mandatory retesting required every five years from ages 16-60 & every three years at 61-79. Every year after 80.
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& yes they old as hell. Iโ€™m ironically at the county tax office & Iโ€™d bet theyโ€™re here getting a registration renewal smh
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More extensive driving tests & mandatory retesting required every five years from ages 16-60 & every three years at 61-79. Every year after 80.
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If they wonโ€™t be bothered or canโ€™t remember to make the appointment then they lose their license & the legal ability to drive. If they choose to drive despite this then ideally roadway patrol will escalate & thus the system will work as intended.
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Unless of course yโ€™all want to do a firing squad style execution & livestream it or something idk.
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