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A Saiyan and father of Raditz and Kakarot. Screw the elites. Ran by @KingofChomp

Joined November 2019
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It’s important to teach our students what leadership means. About how Bloody and regretful it can be.
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Goku genuinely, GENUINELY loves his wife and family
What’s a Dragon Ball opinion you’ll defend forever?
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I truly am an autistic genius
So this isn’t a Shallot and the Shallots song parody. This is a parody of Dream’s song “Mask”. It’s called “Door”. Split into two parts because Twitter moment.
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Holy GILF
C'est normal que Chronoa a pris un coup de vieux plus rapidement en 200 ans qu'en 75 millions d'années ? 🤣
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I’ve only ever participated in 2 Events. Parody Assassin which I ran, and Parody Clash 1. I’m very nostalgic for Parody Clash 1 cause it was before people knew how to edit and there’s something charming about how terrible editing was back then.
DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS AND IM DOING THIS ON NOELLE’S ACCOUNT BECAUSE IM POST LIMITED DUE TO UNFUNI (Day 73) FOR MUNS What is, by far, the BEST event in your opinion?
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ty to this thread and to Bardock for being an ally
This changes everything. My pronouns. Kakarot’s pronouns. And your pronouns as well. THIS IS WHERE THEY/THEM!!!
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No one caught the 6 7 joke I made #aired
Yeah. And about 6 or 7 other variations of it give or take.
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What the fuck is a Majin????????
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…. What? So like… you’re a cannibal who gains power from eating people? Huh… so you’re a Space Wendigo?
I'm saying I will turn you into an item of food and eat saidbfood to obtain your power
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I am a snack. But seriously you need to back off with the flirting.
Then maybe for as stupid as you are you'll make a worthwhile snack...
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Well if we’re measuring dicks, I fought a God of War He taught me some hard lessons but I got through it.
You're speaking to the woman that was able to face off against third grade Super Saiyans, fusions, snd more. Just know that my power is immense
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Let’s just say there’s a reason you can’t pick up my entire energy signature. And why despite not being able to sense yours I’m not exactly worried.
Hm... Then perhaps I'm underestimating you...
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Yeah. And about 6 or 7 other variations of it give or take.
I have absolutely no clue who "Turles" is but let me ask you this? Can you even achieve Super Saiyan?
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First off, I could more than handle Frieza now. It’s been a few decades since we last faced off. Second off ain’t no way in hell you’ve met Turles and ain’t no way in hell he’s stronger than me.
And you couldn't handle FRIEZA? I have Frieza's DNA and surpass him tenfold! Maybe if you had more power like the man you look like you would have a chance!
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No need to be rude. Where I come from we deck rude people in the shnozz. We Saiyans don’t take disrespect. And I am a 70 year old man with absolutely nothing to lose.
Go die in space a second time for all I care!
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For your information I already died, but it was in an explosion in space. Cause Frieza’s a dick.
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Now you’re deflecting YOUR issues on me. You’re the one who started this crap. Typical.
...I'm leaving. I'm sick of your crap.
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Yeah we’ve established that But you should know better than to try to seduce a brilliant scientist such as myself. I’m too intelligent to fall for your tricks.
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MARRIAGE
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You’re the one coming onto a married man. Thats the weirdness. At least you realized your mistake. Better late than never.
...You know what? I don't even want to eat you anymore! You're making it weird!
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… You sure have some weird kinks on this planet.
I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A SWEET AND EAT YOU, FOOL!
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