I’m a cigar smoking bulldog that’s full of parody

Cork, Ireland
Joined March 2009
Murph11 retweeted
Good morning 🤣🤣🤣🐶
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If you need a laugh this afternoon, you’ve come to the right place.
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Tonight must be the first time in 800 years where the entire island of Ireland are united in cheering on England to beat the shite out of France.
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Attention travelling Scotland rugby fans! 🏉 Help can be purchased in Boots in T2 on your way home. Just ask for “Sudacrem”. That’s “Suda” as in “shoulda woulda coulda” and “crem” as in “couldnae beat them”. Safe travels home - See you in 2028! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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My elderly father went for a Brain MRI scan today. First time he got it done and was naturally apprehensive. He came out all smiles. He told me while in the machine the music that came on to relax him was Queens’ Another one bites the dust’. He found it hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
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A serious accident has changed everything for a brave young girl. She needs our help to face a long road ahead. Please consider donating or sharing to support her recovery. Thank you! gofund.me/0a6761bb
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Jason needs our help. He’s facing unexpected medical expenses after a serious health issue abroad. Please consider donating or sharing to support him and his family during this tough time. gofund.me/49856f08
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3 years ago I messaged my gym crush telling her I wanted to take her out for coffee. Last night I asked her to marry me… She said no both times and has now blocked me... So here’s a photo of a random couple I found on X.
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Happy St Patrick’s Day ☘️ Live Show tickets on sale Friday 🎟️
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The Old 3 Crowns in Bolton looks fun
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Michéal Martin brings back up to the White House today! ☘️ 🇮🇪 🇺🇸
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Best one yet 🤣💀
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Who doesn’t love a good dog video 😂
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Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet. The Mild Cigar…
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This has a quarter million likes on TikTok:
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Who did this?😂
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Replying to @DondeNiamh
I must have slept through the referendum where we reneged on our constitutional neutrality
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LMAO! Who created this video?😂
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