23 | UK | Comp Splatoon | Midlevel Splatling | Born to vimi forced to edit | Go to @Squiddiboo for art

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Joined October 2019
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“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 16 and shows no symptoms” patient: i can’t wait to go home and play X rank with aerospray! house:
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An impostor in love with a crewmate? That’s new... :0 #amongusshow #amongus
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we play this game COMPETITIVE in TOURNAMENTS why aren't we all being nerds and geeks about discovering and sharing the intricacies or our favourite weapons and strategies but instead we want to have rulebooking drama and ego beef 😭😭😭
There's "just play and learn your main no matter how good it is" discourse in comp splatoon on twitter again... I feel like I should be making comments on this but I really just can't be arsed because we have a lot more drama and unnecessary beef than any comp scene should have
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long covid is hilarious because all the evidence we have says that it exists and not only does it exist but it’s extremely widespread and serious and yet we collectively refuse to acknowledge this reality because the bottom would fall out of the stock market if we did
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every UK news story
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chill trip- DOCTOR HOUSE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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DECO*27さんのミクたち
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the replies 😭😭 everyone in the uk is so miserable
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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Something about this feels... not quite right. Sketchy. Sus even
what do these "TWO" colors remind u of??
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"he can't have brain cancer he's only 16 and shows no symptoms" patient: I can't wait to go home and play splatoon 3 house:
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🍕🍕🍕 #AmongUsShow #Brellow
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apparently i havent posted this yet
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Are we deadass. No fucking way. No goddamn way. Actually kill me I'm old
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モニタリング
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人間酒飲んだら本来の人格が出てくるとか言われがちだけど正直スプラをやらせた方が分かりやすいよなって思う
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Illusion (He/Him) retweeted
when people quit splatoon they always talking about how good their life is but when I quit splatoon and got addicted to uppers and developed an eating disorder and got sexually assaulted so imma stay on the game for now
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#blime Просто дурачатся 1/2
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yellow among us show
Woman pulling out her cupcakes showing them off and then saying the f slur reaction video
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Suffer No Fools:
Frye calling Marina Pearl's groupie was so fucking wild I legit can't believe how explicit Nintendo got with Pearlina
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