Seth 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡’ Rollins || NOT @WWERollins)

Since these two numbskulls were trying to make decisions about the World Heavyweight Title match, I figured I’d join the party. Although quite frankly, when it comes to CM Punk, he means nothing to me. He can go on and on about how we all “needed” him, but the fact is that HE is—

Oh sorry, didn’t see ya there, Drew! Guess I’m just a bit too much of a spotlight junkie and couldn’t help myself. But that’s the thing, man. I’ve been doing this for 20 years, just like you, Drew, and every time I walk out through the curtains, it gets better and better. And at—

You know, I used to think CM Punk was the biggest hypocrite in the wrestling business, but I think Drew McIntyre has become an even bigger one in recent times. For a guy who did nothing but complain about The Bloodline screwing him over, it seems like Drew is one step away from—

I am SICK of hearing Mr. Midlife Crisis spew the same old garbage every week! He isn’t needed here anymore. His time has come and gone, and after WrestleMania, the entire Bloodline will be gone. So the tag team match at WrestleMania Night 1? WE ACCEPT.

I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but I’m already over The Rock and his tired old schtick. In fact, I think I’m gonna start calling him “Diarrhea Dwayne” from now on, because all that comes out of his mouth is crap! But enough about him. What matters is that I am finally—