Wine🍷fool. Food lover. Goofus and Gallant open mic Comedian. A satirist not a satanist and your loyal observer of nonsensical business.

San Diego, CA
Joined October 2013
Fuck you PG&E . 5:55pm Paradise ca @PGE4Me
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Going thru movie descriptions on Prime and they really cover the missing wife/daughter in most of them.
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Ya can’t even keep a grand slam lead alive. Wtf #sandiegopadres #sdpadres #baseball
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The next BIG company to dig deep in shit is BOUNTY. Product went from the best of class to the avg .99 cent paper towel.
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Here’s to all the bots on here that we would not live to see today. Get up outa here.
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PasoKid_SanDiego retweeted
ALUMINUM IN DEODORANT, BAD. ALUMINUN IN VACCINES, GOOD. MSG IN FOOD, BAD. MSG IN VACCINES, GOOD. CHLORINE IN DRINKING WATER, BAD. CHLORINE IN TOOTPASTE, GOOD.
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You can’t watch a few videos on X without the algorithm going to a deranged person crying about something irrational.
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Where’s Mudley? SD Padres
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That is not Fernando Tatis Jr. up there
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The world awaits 7:10pm pst
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As a grandpa this pisses me off. What does every inflatable pool, floaties, have this “hymen wall”? Why? This is f’n stupid. Rant over
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Boston fans are singing! “ We want a pitcher not a belly itcher” LFGSD
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Gen X would be having Tsunami parties and making it a kissing game saying goodbye. All I see are geeks showing graphs and showing the ONE scene in hundreds of takes. Where’s my 🍺? Who’s with me?!
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A little garden and orchard rewards
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Anyone walking past this balcony in Poland risks getting hit with a tennis ball… but no one seems to mind. 🎾 That’s because the culprit is an extremely playful pup who’s turned the sidewalk into a game of fetch, and pedestrians are happily playing along. 🐶 📸 fitwero /
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Only Tracy Morgan can make you laugh about barfing on himself. I can’t wait till they interview him later
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Earth please slow down, I can hear holiday music again.
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I’ve watched no more than 3 minutes of the Jets/Bills game and the announcer had said not once but twice “and this is a microcosm of the Jets year”
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