@IfThenAnderson

Brevity is not my forte.

 Washington, DC
Joined January 2017
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Firehouse and Publix are baddie sandwich sisters. Panera is the bougie cousin that went to Howard and act better than everybody. Quiznos is the fave big cousin that went on to glory. Then there's sub way. The cousin you have to explain to people before they get there.
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What a difference a day makes. May this video fill you with wonder and joy.
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This is a fabulous thread 😍
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Happy #NationalPuppyDay ! Here’s a few of my favorite Scotchmallow pics from when she was <3 months.
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And how is your day going?
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I feel you, tiger.
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sydni | what in the ADHD?@WhatTheADHD31 Jan 2023
What is it like having ADHD and also trying to be an adult with responsibilities? GIFs only.
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Profile pic vs pic your friend tags you in:
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates30 Dec 2022
The Dogs of 2022
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♥️🤍💛🖤🦀
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It took her 2 minutes to put the lie to their “industrial strength” claim.
If you format colors in your coding, check out this site. You use the sliders to pinpoint the shade you want and it gives you the name/code to use in your script. I've only tested it in Google's Apps Script, tho. color-hex.com/color-wheel/ via @ColorHex
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Appodlachia
@appodlachia15 Oct 2022
Things you can say during leaf season and also in the bedroom.
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Oded Rechavi
@OdedRechavi13 Oct 2022
How your email finds me
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Inattentive Milkshake 🧡😙👌
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Seth Rosen
@sethrosen20 Apr 2020
Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists
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Pftsnerklol
David Eldersveld@dataveld8 Jun 2022
So you take the data from the business and give it back to the business? Data Engineer: That’s right… So then I have to ask, why couldn’t the business just report off its own data? Data Engineer: Well, I’ll tell you why. Business users can’t be trusted with business data.
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Playing with statues (25 photos) 👇 streetartutopia.com/2021/11/…
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