Wade Wilson.

"Wade, if a /pregnant woman/ is telling you the food is too weird, it's too weird."

"That sounds awful."

"What would Deadpool juice be made of?"

"It sounds like you want to sell your blood. I'm REALLY hoping it's your blood you're talking about."

"That's not at all unfortunate, but now I'm very worried."

"Peach? They make peach juice boxes?"

". . . Preferred juice box flavor?"

{@IconicPuddle} "Sometimes I wonder if I can just sit you in front of a Disney movie with a juice box to get some peace."

No giving Kitty headaches.

So the Spider-Animals wouldn't much care for him freaking out about their cuteness.

Sentient animals don't tend to like when you treat them as pets.

Then it shouldn't matter that there are other Spideys who aren't his Spidey. His should be the only important one. Irreplaceable. If Kitty found a room full of multiverse Bruces, HER Bruce would still be the only one she's excited to see.

Or he could simply be happy with the Spidey he has and not treat him like a commodity.

But when Wade messes with the multiverse to get some ass, it gives Kitty a headache.

Do you know what a headache it is for someone linked to the multiverse when someone starts messing it up?

Oh, yeah. It seemed better for the multiverse if he didn't know.

If Kitty knew what?