𝑨. 𝑨. 𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑨.

𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑐𝑢𝑡𝑡𝘩𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑡 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 ╱ 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿 ! Ava Anatalya Orlova. The Red Widow. Earth-616 canon with MCU influences. Ex-Red Room. By #Aтαloѕ. c. j6hnz

Is she honestly surprised?

Slides in. Did somebody say rocket launcher?

She's been doing that since she was... about nine years old.

What do you mean it's not normal to carry a micro-uzi in your backpack —

She's alive, but at what cost?

Absolutely not.

... Yeah, no.

Does he want the list?

Nope. Can't do that.

What did he expect her to say?

She kinda lost contact. Being in a SHIELD prison for five years tends to do that.

Bitch, I don't care.

She doesn't.... have friends there.

Look who finally crawled back out of the woodwork.

Evening, bitches

What's up, bitches

"You know," She's gesturing in his vague direction, and apparently letting that comment go completely over her head, "Nobody reads actual newspapers anymore. You're showing your age."

Oh, is she annoying him? 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒆. "Aw. You don't like me? That's really hurtful, you know."

Mhm. Sure. "It's my default setting. I can't believe it's taken you this long to realise."

Five year olds have the same problem. Bet he can't have blue smarties, either. "добрый вечер, суки."