ian cohen

Poll: Really digging this poll feature. So: Best Pole?

Poll question: What's your favorite Poll?

singer song writers are incredible because they both sing and and song write. me, i'm just a song writer. But an award winning one.

Monday was named after the Mons. An ancient tribe that partied. People loved the Mons cause they were fun. But weirdly still hate Mondays.

i just poached an egg. but i'm going to give it back, 'cause stealing eggs is just wrong.

i don't even remember last time i tweeted. Of course i could look it up if i really wanted. All of the information is right here on twitter.

i have 86 tweets. wait, make that 87.

I'm in a meeting, not wearing pants. In my mind.

i almost just made a sandwich.

Happy Birthday Matt Kappler. I know you're out here! This is both a happy birthday and an inside joke all at once.

Back in the day, were there as many models of covered wagons as there are cars these days?

Ever thought you farted but it turns out you actually pooped? I've haven't.

There are two kinds of things in this world. Thing one. And, Thing two.

i took my children to the doctors today and found out neither of them were my children. just kidding.

uterus has to be one of the funniest words out there.

I know this guy Matt. He's on Twitter right now.

Today is a good day. And by good i mean great. And by great i mean fanstastic. And by fantastic i mean pretty good.

people who say "dance with the ones who brung ya" really should consider whether you like to dance at all in the first place.

To make today more fantastic do something really great.