Bangkok Dangerous 🇵🇸

ACAB includes the security guard at TJ Maxx who wouldn’t let me hold his gun even though I asked really really nicely.

Me and 20 older Vietnamese men smoking cigarettes and throwing down crumpled cash at your daughter’s little league game

I smoked a cigarette at the gas station and nothing happened because I’m pure of heart

Free styling to the Suspiria soundtrack

Giving my computer a million viruses while trying to find somewhere to stream a niche foreign film that no one but me has heard of and isn’t very good

The Last Jedi has both Laura Dern and Justin Theroux in it so it’s technically an Inland Empire reunion

Beautiful woman named Community Notes sliding into my DMs

They’re doing this to me tomorrow *video of screaming terrified man getting eaten alive by bugs*

Better to get mogged by a doll than mauled by a dog - ancient Chinese proverb

Money long like Satantango

Took her to my ossuary and I freaked it

Smoking that shit that made those 12 Men Angry

Slept wrong now my Neck Hurts and I keep having to piss, someone should put me down like a Horse

Strike me down and I shall become more Chinese than you could possibly imagine.

Hunter x Hunter but it’s Hunter Biden and Hunter Schafer (I’ve never seen the show)

Chappell Roan Trap House

*Richard Nixon voice* The last six Roman Emperors were groypers.

Satanic Drake be like: You used to call me on my Hell phone

Who’s dick do you have to suck to get your dick sucked around here?

Movies used to have Seth Green in them.

*as I’m being strapped into the electric chair* I’m just a widdle guy 👉👈🥺