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Sure, saying “Hitler was really on to something then the fucking US had to step in and ruin it” is *BAD*, but…
Does it really make ya think this guy would plant pieces of broken taillight at a crime scene to help convict a “¢υ熔 he thought killed a cop?
Oh. Wait. #KarenRead
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cc: @PabloTorre
At this point, Raptors fans have suffered more from the punishment for the Clippers' cap circumvention scam than Kawhi Leonard has.
@PabloTorre got it right on @LeBatardShow: the fake paper trail may be Wachtell's key reveal on the Clippers' salary cap cheating.
But I think it also explains the oldest, biggest mystery in this whole affair:
Two lil words: “𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲”
youtube.com/live/rR6W7nHWHH0…
And three years later - when the other shoe finally drops in the form of detailed & well-sourced reporting backed by documentary evidence - you might not remember that your “manufactured proof plan” hinged on the accusations being basically speculative.
Ian Gillespie retweeted
For anyone tempted to believe this is not a despicable pack of lies, here are seven separate occasions where the Wachtell report details the Clippers funneling money to Kawhi Leonard.
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nitter.cf/DVNJr/status/209773122…
“We’ll put our track record of impactful stories centered on leagues, teams, and sports figures of significance against that of any outlet in the industry.”
I gave a 500-word statement to @Ourand_Puck about our Aug. 17 Steve Ballmer/NBA settlement negotiations. puck.news/newsletter_content…
Stumbled on “Novig”. Two things drew my 👀.
The name riffs on “vig”, or vigorish, Yiddish for “profit”, but also slang for interest paid to loan sharks & bookies.
So, the moniker is a slogan touting “We're not as bad as murderous mobsters!”
I'll let you guess the other thing.
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Is Donald Trump challenging Mark Carney to a hockey fight?
I don't think that would go how Loser Trump hopes.
Ian Gillespie retweeted
This girl's father raped her, impregnated her, forced her to birth his baby without medical assistance, left the baby to die on the side of the road and is now in hiding (allegedly) and they're charging HER with murder. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
A 14-year-old girl is accused of giving birth on the side of a road and leaving the infant to die in Monterey County.
Investigators named the deceased newborn “Baby Angelita."
Angelita's young mother is at-large and wanted on suspicion of murder. The murder suspect's father, Sergio Galvez Perez, is wanted on suspicion of incest and child sex crimes.
Investigators believe Perez is hiding out with his teen daughter.
Sheriff Nieto said, "Perez is the biological father of the 14-year-old murder suspect and the biological father of Baby Angelita.”
Nieto said, "I’m here to say to Sergio Galvez Perez: you need to turn yourself in."
Story: kron4.com/news/california/sh…
Ian Gillespie retweeted
Maybe you shouldn't have fired all your reporters?
The NBA has found no evidence that Clippers owner Steve Ballmer funneled money through team sponsors to pay Kawhi Leonard and circumvent the salary cap, sources told @DVNJr, @Baxter and @ramonashelburne.
Full story: spr.ly/6017B1weL1
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The NBA has announced punishments for the clippers after finding they did funnel money and violate the rules
pr.nba.com/nba-investigat…