
1/3 of the abomination that is @shitty_mashups Podcaster, musician, mad scientist, avid lover of potato skins.
Kansas City, MO
Joined April 2013
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If Rashee Rice scores a touchdown and the Chiefs beat the Bengals today, we'll give a Rashee Rice autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!
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making Bobby gay in the comics makes him in the X-men trilogy soooo retroactively funny his first girlfriend he physically cannot touch and his next girlfriend is a boy
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If Trent McDuffie gets an interception and the Chiefs beat the Patriots today, we'll give a Trent McDuffie autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!
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People don't realize what #Ravens All-Pro TE Mark Andrews goes through during games. Andrews has Type-1 diabetes and has to check his blood sugar whenever he gets off the field.
While off the field, he wears a continuous glucose monitor. Watch this video:
"Every time I come off the field."
"For real?!"
"When my blood sugar is a little higher I gotta give insulin to bring it down."
"When it's lower I take some sugar.. like some Gatorade or something like that."
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If Travis Kelce scores 2+ touchdowns and the Chiefs beat the Chargers today, we'll give this Travis Kelce autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!
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“ It’s only $25 a month and you get to see 3 movies a week for free and then it resets every week. Even if you only see 2 movies a month it’s a steal!”
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Me in the theater after watching Tom Cruise do his 34th death-defying stunt in the seventh Mission Impossible movie (he is reviving cinema):




























